One of the things that most impresses me about this Trump/Arnold Palmer story is the resonant realization that Trump is what Palmer allegedly had.
You have to go back to the post that DrDeth was responding to in the beginning, Smapti’s #2940 or 2907, depending on which count you use. He was talking about a specific small region being small-minded and afraid of Antifa, and DrDeth said that the state is pretty solidly blue, which has nothing to do with that particular region. dtilque responded that “The state as a whole, yes. But like pretty much all other states, there are blue areas and red areas.” I was piggybacking on that. I took his “solidly blue” to mean evenly all across the state.
The general political affiliation of Vancouver, WA is a red herring. Nimbyism is not a partisan problem, and if anything, taking forever to get any sort of infrastructure work done is baked into Democratic party politics in WA to the point that it’s got its own Wikipedia entry.
It took nearly 50 years from the opening of the monorail to when we got our light rail system going, and the extension the voters approved in 2014 won’t be finished until 2040 on the current schedule (IF it stays on schedule, which is a big if, as the mayor of Seattle and several members of the transit board are blatantly stalling the project in order to siphon funds for their pet projects and personal financial benefit). Replacing the Alaska Way viaduct took nearly 20 years from when it was found to be structurally unsound. It wouldn’t surprise me if the I-5 bridge has to collapse into the river in order to get the replacement project going. The board assigned to build a replqcement for the aging and overcrowded SeaTac airport spent nearly a decade researching sites before voting to take no action and disband itself. And so on.
But all of that is a big aside from the topic of this thread, so here’s a story about Yelp locking down the page for the McDonald’s Trump pretended to work at.
“Those french fries were good. They were right out of the-- they were right out of whatever the hell they make 'em out of.”
Obama is divisive, looks old, and is exhausted
“A flame comes out of the left and pushes it over like it was nothing, and I say what the hell, and then BWAAAH, and then these two giant arms HUMMMM they envelop it like a beautifullllll I won’t say it. I get myself into too much trouble. When I say that stuff-- it’s so great. I’d like to but I’m not going to. Because I’m going to be politically correct.”
“The greatest movement in political history. And uhhhh oh look there’s Uncle Sam back there. Look at that guy. He shook my hand.”"
Giant arms? What the hell is he babbling about this time?
He should have his French Fry Certification Pin revoked.
@Sylvanz Space X’s booster retrieval.
Now that really makes me giggle over what he’s being, “politically correct,” about. This is in light of his poetic ode to Arnold Palmers space rocket. 
That’s when the army comes with tomatoes and sour cream.
“Every accusation…” Yada, yada, yada.
Yeah, it gets repetitive doesn’t it?
They’re more like long spindly fingers that firmly grasp the erect booster following complete discharge.
Do you know what they call a 4 pounder gun in Europe?
A Royale?
I was going to guess “potato”.
Somewhere, right now, Dan Quayle is feeling vindicated.
“Potato or potatoe? It doesn’t matter as long as it’s Idaho-grown, and you know, I love Idaho. ‘Ida’–well, Ida done a lot of things, if Biden didn’t steal the election. Ida built a wall, Ida taken care of Obamacare. Obamacare. Nobody’s ever seen anything like it, it gets in the way of your health care. Forget the VA for all our deserving vets, they have to worry about Obamacare. I see where Obama spoke recently, did he mention Obamacare? No, So he doesn’t care. Besides, his middle name is Hussein. Muslim. And all those Muslims in Michigan …”
Hey, @Smapti, little help? I can’t quite do Trump’s word salad/weave like you can.
Joking apart, he says that Elon calls them giant chopsticks, so he’s probably talking about these giant arms:
He’s certainly an imbecile, but this particular soundbite may have been taken out of context to look bad.
“And also - what’s with the hair and the orange makeup?”
Support for my notion that Trump has (never before this) has actually had good McDonald’s fries. He thinks the few he made are the best ever, because he’s never had them straight out of the fryer. All he’s ever had are cold, old fries delivered by a minion who took 45 minutes to get the order all the way up to the top of Trump Tower.
Context has something to do with making trump look bad? Whooda thunkit?
Dan