Perhap Melanoma wants him to look as bad as possible, so she doesn’t have to go through the nightmare of being first lady again.
Yeah that’s what I mean right there. No amount of adding the odd missing word will make that make sense. It’s gibberish. He was about to say something immigrant related, God knows what something horrible I’m sure, and his brain just malfunctioned.
My guess is that he doesn’t know how to read the word “tyranny” and started out pronouncing it try-annie but then just gave up, and skipped to the next line.
Chances are after the speech Trump chewed out the new teleprompter guy for not spelling it teerany.
A trah is equal to roughly 2.54 covfefes, it’s perfectly logical.
That would still make no sense as Title 42 is public health measure introduced in the last Trump administration during COVID (and now expired), and spuriously used to control immigration.
And AFAIK Trump doesn’t condemn tyranny really, as he’s a huge blatant fan of tyranny in all its forms
Heh. Though we knew that before his public foaming-at-the-mouth.
Gad. Just imagine being forced into having eye contact with that particular human-shaped object.
“It must be because of my relationship with M.I.T., very smart, I say, what would happen if the boat sank, and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the battery is now underwater…. Do I get electrocuted or do I jump over by the shark?”
“it’s 110, but it doesn’t feel it to me, right. If anybody goes down. Everybody was so worried yesterday about you and they never mentioned me. I’m up here sweating like a dog. They don’t think about me. This is hard work.”
“I don’t care about you. I just want your vote. I don’t care.”
I want to thank all the celebrities from being here. We have great celebrities"
“Who’s a Democrat that likes Trump in this room?” (This is an outdoor event)
“And no thurburwu, I tell you what”
Was just going to post those. I don’t know if Trump is confused but I certainly am now.
Wtf was that bit about shark attacks and batteries about?
The woke want electric powered sharks because they hate gasoline and FREEDOMMMMmmmm.
Buy e-sharks, doo doo doodoo doodoo…
‘Xharks.’ ~ Elon
What shark-infested lake was he in, exactly? With a battery-powered boat?
I’m so confused.
Woke Democrats won’t even condemn these alien sharks who aren’t even US citizens coming onto your shores and eating pretty young women.
Attacking pretty young women is a job for American Patriots like Trump, Damnit!
And he knew right away that he’d created a Biden ad. (“The press will take that.” Damn straight.)
I’m actually rather surprised that he had the ability to recognize that he’d torpedoed himself.
Or to be honest.
Probably some kind of bit about Democrats jumping the shark on electric vehicles and he flubbed it massively (along with most of that rambling incoherent inchoate mess). I can’t imagine that was an ad-lib.
Probably has something to do with using electro magnets to launch planes off of carriers instead of steam.
Trump - You don’t “jump over by the shark” You jump the shark. You are very well versed in this. Possibly an Olympian.
It’s reasonable to suppose that the extreme heat did a number on his usual protective armor of ‘DON’T ADMIT THAT YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT THEM!!!1!!!’ restraint.
Trump’s gone on about this before:
Yahoo!news (Updated October 2, 2023): Trump Chooses His Own Shocking Cause Of Death In Bonkers New Rant
The former president turned a rant against renewable energy into a wild explanation of how he’d rather die if he were on a sinking electric boat.
“But if I’m sitting down, and that boat’s going down, and I’m on top of a battery, and the water starts flooding in, I’m getting concerned,” Trump said at an event in Iowa in Sunday. “But then I look 10 yards to my left and there’s a shark over there. So I have a choice of electrocution or shark, you know what I’m gonna take? Electrocution. I will take electrocution every single time.”
It wasn’t a capital felony, Donnie. You can relax.