Is Trump confused?

There have been reports (from Michael Cohen and Adam Kinzinger among others) that Trump…smells. Unchanged diaper problems, apparently.

I wondered, looking at the footage of him being greeted by fawning Republicans on Capitol Hill yesterday, what genuine reactions their obsequious smiles might be concealing.

Convict Donald’s pitch to the CEOs of Chase, Citi, BofA, and Apple is… vote for me and I’ll exempt your tips from income tax.

Apparently he means his caddies there.

The idea was warmly received by some of the former president’s own employees: the caddies at Mar-a-Lago, who “hugged him when he got back,” [Senator Kevin] Cramer said.

  1. Like hell they did
  2. As if Trump tips anyone

“CNN has their reputate, they are doing very badly in the polls”

“We don’t need your vote. We have so many votes, we don’t need them”

“We’re going to have a big beautiful iron dome over our country”

“107,000 people in New Jersey two weeks ago” (the venue holds 3,000)

“77,000 vehicles were left in Afghanistan”

“The one beauty was here’s a parachute landing, everybody is watching and he turned around in the other direction.”

“I gave you record inflation, was knocked out, inflation like you have never had it”

“We have regulation that nobody has ever cut regulations to the extent that’s I did”

Iron Dome is the name of Israel’s anti-rocket defense system. Which has been remarkably effective, if a bit pricy versus what they’re shooting down.

He’s promising, or at least pushing, an anti ICBM system for the USA.

Which is pie in sky BS, but also the defense industry’s wet dream. And that of lots of know-nothing hawks who imagine US expeditionary warfare everywhere but with the homeland safe behind an impenetrable shield.

So just political posturing, but within normal parameters.

The rest of your cites of senile drivel are, well, senile drivel.

Thanks for the education. To be gratuitously snarky, I bet there are Trump supporters who hear “iron dome” and think Trump is literally going to enclose the US. Why not? It would keep those pesky immigrants and foreign steel out! And he wouldn’t have to worry separately about building a wall as the dome would take care of it.

No more rain.

Not @Smapti; it’s a quotation by Trump:

If CNN is doing so badly in ratings (not polls, Donald), the why are Republican congresscritters lining up to be interviewed by Jake Tapper, Dana Bash, and Wolf Blitzer; and how does CNN manage to sell all those ads for prescription drugs, insurance products, windows and doors, new bathtubs, and Leaf Filters? After all, nobody wants to be seen or to advertise on a network with lousy ratings.

But when will America finally challenge its greatest enemy? The sun… providing customers with free light, heat and energy…

Since Mar-a-Lago has no golf, I think I agree with you on this one.

However, be careful who you tell it to. This guy is not confused:

Trump’s Caddy Will Put You in a Chokehold If You Criticize His Boss

Makes sense that the guy whose job it is to help Convict Donald cheat at golf would be just as full of shit as his boss.

After he gets the walls on the border built he just needs a roof.

Sun? Who needs the sun? Just spray yourself orange if you get too pasty.

And again…

This is new. This is what the mental decline of senile person looks like

Doesn’t matter, Dopers still think a senile person is better than Trump.

Biden isn’t senile, but perhaps you’d like to take that to a thread where it’s relevant.

Moderating: Not sure if you’re trying to troll with an unsupported statement like this or not but as this absolutely off-topic, drop it immediately. You have a habit of dropping crap like this into threads. Unrelated and unsupported is not fighting ignorance but contributing to it.

So to try and curb you of this, this is an Official Warning.

I guess he’s getting tired of winning. Keep on saying that, Donnie (please!).