I love that they keep saying that no one can afford bacon . . . and then I go to my local supermarket’s website and see bacon on sale for $5 a pound.
Yeah, with the crazy prices on everything else these days, bacon is the one meat I actually buy regularly, because it hasn’t skyrocketed in price.
The pigs sure would be offended though. “You’re selling me for just 6 bucks a pound?”
“We have F-16s. We have F-35s, F-32s and we were knocking the hell out of them” (there is no such plane as an F-32)
“You know, that was our technology that was stolen by Russia… It could have been Barack Hussein Obama, perhaps. We should ask him. He was very nasty last night. I try and be nice to people, you know?”
“the jobs he created, almost all of them, almost 100%, people say more than 100, went to illegal aliens”
“You can’t walk down the sidewalk any war”
“there’s an incursion into Russia. There will be another incursion the other way… all of a sudden, bad things will start to happen”
“How disgusted were all when we see all of us are when we see three days ago when we viewed their parade” (what?)
“I heard Biden say that beautiful resolute desk. He never said that before. They copy me” (is he four? MOM! JOE’S COPYING ME!)
It was nice of you to give the Russians Top Secret information in the frickin’ Oval Office!
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Yes, Russian incursions are terrible. Good thing those never happen.
But remember, kids, it was Biden that was “clearly in cognitive decline”.
A definite candidate for the Trump poetry thread. Either that, or he’s trying to rewrite a Beatles’ song:
“I am he as you are he as you are me/And we are all together.”
Remember the good old days when all we had to parse was “unknown unknowns”?
He really is just spouting stupid shit off the top of his head at this point isn’t he?
I mean, what’s the downside for him? People might dislike him or think he’s nuts?
Or that game where you post a sentence made up only of the middle suggestions on your phone.
“How disgusted were you able to get the latest Flash player is required for video playback”
I’m actually really confused as to my phone’s suggestions there, but whatever. Are Flash players even still a thing?
I don’t think so.
It was officially discontinued the last day of the year 2020.
We should probably get back to talking about Trump being confused instead of rambling like he does. 
That’s what we get for listening too much to him.
Trump seems to think TiVo is new; why not Flash?
I forgot my ID.
Someone said Walz is like your Midwestern dad or uncle if he didn’t watch Fox. Reading some of the Trump quotes reminds me of the guy at the bar you excuse yourself from to go to the bathroom and then find a barstool far away when you get back. Cliff Clavin from Cheers but filled with grievances, cruelty, and nastiness and wrong about almost everything.
I’ve never known of anyone who said or wrote “we’re not a democracy, we’re a republic” who wasn’t a RWNJ who thought stating this should make us treat him like he discovered gravity. What’s the fucking point anyway? These are generally the same people who think they’re going to amaze us with their knowledge by pointing out that Lincoln was a Republican. No fucking shit, Sherlock, but he sure wouldn’t be one today.
IMO what it means to them is pretty simple:
- A Republic is a system where a 50.1% majority can
That’s what “Republic” means to them. IOW “Minority rule with no respect for majority rights.”