Good point, but it’s been a couple centuries since the last enemy of the church was tortured to death.
Scientologists are still sue happy.
BTW: New season starts March 22nd, just heard on a commercial break of the Colbert report.
Jim {hooray}
Are they ticked off?
I vote for Donny Osmond.
Oh my God, they killed Chef.
You bastards!
So, does this mean the return of Mr. Derp?
DERP!
Maybe they’ll feed Chef to the Loch Ness Monster for three-fiddy.
I gave it a shot here but I was never, like, on the debate team or anything.
Pretty much, that thread taught me that $cientology is just as stupid as every other religion.
I’ve never really watched South Park. But I do enjoy the quotes.
But, wouldn’t Dennis Haybert be a great filler for Issac ‘Clambake’ Hayes.
Or, if we must go Af-Am type person, Morgan Freeman.
They could toss things up and get Hugh Grant or Jude Law to do the voice of the cook.
Nice.
I guess Matt and Trey would never try to replace Chef, they are way too cool for that.
My first thought was Barry White, but they would never have Chef without Isaac.
Probably something stupid, like post op Mr Garrison takes over and they create a new teacher.
Well, that and Barry’s dead. 
Damn! Great way to find out, sitting here eating cold pizza, and digging SP trivia.
Oh well, I guess that’s better than Hitler telling me in hell as he shoves a pineapple up my ass. Hopefully that’s at least 34 years away.
No, no! Tiny Tim! (He’s still alive, isn’t he?)
Actually, it was a bit more involved than that. It was the largest incident of domestic espionage in the country’s history and involved infiltrating, wiretapping, and stealing documents not only from the IRS but also the offices of Federal attorneys. Mary Sue Hubbard and her co-conspirators attemted to use freedom as religion as their defense.
Let’s not forget the Church of Scientology setting up fake Red Cross numbers in the wake of disasters–most notably 9/11–purportedly in order to gain new members. That ain’t right for anyone, least of all an organization that claims to be a religion.
No, sorry, Tiny Tim died November 30, 1996. Wonder how much his autograph is worth now?
Aw damn.
Given Matt & Trey’s history, I’d say Isaac’s departure isn’t going to be without some snipe.
Can’t wait for THAT!
Well, maybe they could get Pee Wee Herman?
I still say James Earl Jones.
I frightened Mrs. Plant’s dogs last night with WHAT IS THY BIDDING, MY LITTLE CRACKERS?
I’m surprised no one has brought up Hayes’ interview with The Onion in January. He didn’t seem to have a problem with the Scientology episode then:
Lawsuit? Nah, they probably just invoked disconnection.