With the new Islamic Fulla doll (something of a veiled, brunette Barbie) selling like falafel, I have the feeling the toy’s manufacturer; NewBoy Design Studio, may want to make a few extra piasters profit. As any good capitalist knows, it’s the accessories that have the highest profit margin.
Other than Fulla’s Dream tent, are there any doll accessories you think the NBDS should offer?
A couple of weeks ago at a wedding, the bridesmaid told a strange story about the bride: when she first met the bride as a youngster, she was surprised to find that the bride had colored all her Barbies crotches red because they had all gotten their periods!
We’re burning her because Ken looked at her with lust and brought shame onto the other dolls, Mummy. She’s Honour Killing Fulla now.
And of course there are the G.I Joe Collateral Damage accessories: “Pentagon intel indicates that Fulla’s family may be harbouring suspected terrorists - launch G.I Joe Misguided Missile!” {victims’ arms and legs each come separately}.