Ahh, so Wildfire is an anti-Semite, huh? I guess that’s not a huge shock.
Perhaps if he and Rune continue arguing, they’ll mutually annihilate and we won’t have to suffer through either of their bigoted screeds again.
Mmmmm … Unicorn Curry …
Maybe you Swedes should develop a biological weapon that only targets Danes? Danes, and Norwegians. Everyone knows that Norwegians are just northern Danes anyway.
I suppose the disturbing thing is that someone (me, that is) actually thought about it!
Is this for real??
If it is, it’s yet another argument against the creation of Sweden - the biggest mistake of the 14th century
You know who broke up the Kalmar Union, right?
These international Zionist conspiracies take time…
Oh come on! Surely there’s something worse, like that thing… or that guy there… or that thing that guy did once…
You know, I can’t actually think of anything.
I got the centuries confused. I meant the 16th century.
From the Wikipedia article on Gustav I:
“Gustav was an enigmatic person who has been referred to as … a tyrannic ruler”
“Gustav liked to compare himself to Moses, who liberated his people and established a state.” Yes, that Moses. The Sweden-Israel connection proven!
"As a person, Gustav was known for ruthless methods … "
*“By August 1521, the men of Dalarna had elected him regent of Sweden, whereafter two years of battle followed whereby the Danish troops were gradually defeated” * The land Sweden sits on rightfully belongs to Denmark and the Danish people, whose decendants have lived under Swedish oppression for almost 500 years! Sweden has no right to exist.
“Gustav encountered resistance from some areas of the country. In 1542, people from Dalarna rebelled, as they considered the king to have been too harsh on everyone he perceived as a supporter of the Danish.” Anti-Dane racism!
“He is buried together with his three wives in the Cathedral of Uppsala.” A polygymist too!
It seems to me that Sweden, since it’s creation, have done nothing but creating havoc, war, massacres, refugees, desperation, terrorists, bloodbath, hot blondes, regional tension, Saabs, hate, Volvos, traumas etc…
I had a feeling that this board was overrepresented by Swedes. I actually thought about making a thread if there was a “Abba-mafia” here on the Dope 
May I add that US news media for years have been accused for being very biased toward Sweden.
It’s true! Name five articles negative towards Sweden that you’ve read in American press in the last month! You can’t do it, can you?
Told ya. Fucking Swedish bias.
The problem is that centuries ago the Swedes did develop a biological weapon for use against the Norwegians. They called this terrifying weapon lutefisk. To their horror, the Norwegians <shudder> ate it! And then thanked them for it afterwards.
From that day forward, the Swedes foreswore biological warfare.
Sometimes, they just write themselves.
Heck, find two articles in the U.S. media that were favorable!
The U.S. media simply does not report anything about Sweden, figuring it is nothing more than Canada with funnier accents and more sex.
[sub]Yeah, that was kinda the joke…[/sub]
Anyway: what’s this “more sex” I keep hearing? For this Swede, sex is like smuggled booze: apparently there’s tons of it about, but I never get any.
How can this be, when your country is thronged with hot babes in bikinis?
:dubious:
I don’t get it either. Just the other day I was squeezing through a massive crowd of lingerie models in bikinis, and yet not a single one of them offered to blow me.
I dunno. You gotta feel for all those statuesque blondes wearing bikinis in a country where a hot summer is 10 C. Maybe they were concentrating on trying not to slice you open with their nipples.
Hey, I’ll take what I get.
You’re Swedish? For some reason, I always thought you were Australian.
Hyperbole?
No.
I don’t think so.