Confuse me with someone else again and I’ll stab your eyes out while you sleep.
I find threats of violence make one memorable.
Well! He’ll show you! Especially for that “purple monkey dishwasher” remark.
But isn’t the most disturbing thing, not that I confused you with someone else, that would be scientifically impossible, but rather that I THOUGHT about confusing you with someone else?
Ya know, Hal Briston told me the exact same joke!
Huh.
Didn’t know Hal was a Scot.
No, Australians
Out of curiosity, do you actually still find that “Hal Briston fucks sheep” thing funny? Because for me, humor sort of wears out after the first five hundred times or so. Particularly in this case, in which it really couldn’t be more obvious that Hal posted just to get attention. It’s just rather puzzling to me that you would repeat this joke for the five hundred first time. Why would anyone still think it was funny?
Band name!
“Proactive Danish Sausage” would be a good band name, too.
I don’t think he posted it because he thought it was funny, I think he posted it just to piss you off. And isn’t that what really matters? 
It doesn’t really piss me off. It’s a little annoying when someone like Bosda brings that kind of MPSIMS stupidity in here, but mostly I’m just incredibly puzzled to see people still repeating that. It’s not like it was a particularly funny joke in the first place. It’s like people who repeat catchphrases from commercials years after they’ve gone off the air. It wasn’t that funny back when it was new and fresh. I have to wonder what’s going on with the people who still think it’s funny now.
You’re fighting a losing battle, my brother. Some people just have to post. Off topic? Post anyway. All you have to offer is a moronic catch phrase that was played out months ago? It’s time to post! OMG. I haven’t made a post since breakfast. Maybe I can shoe horn in a Futurama post here.
BTW, I think it was Hal’s co-worker who made the sheep post when Hal was away from his computer.
Well, I don’t think that.
Considering we still have people doing the “Hi Opal!” thing and “It was Rio, Duran Duran” or whatever, I think we’ll have to get used to it. In-jokes around this place NEVER die.
You know, no one told any in jokes on the SDMB, once. For twenty minutes. In 1960.
Gotta nuke those jokes from orbit.
It’s the only way to be sure.
Yeah, but can we create a nuke that would recognize these jokes from the good ones? Or is it genetically impossible?
Kill them all. Cecil will recognize his own.
The Swedes are working on a weapon to use against airplanes. The airlines are concerned that “the tins could explode midflight and potentially shower customers with noxious odors that would take many days to fumigate”.
We’re not racist, just better than everybody else. Your ignorance of that fact has been noted. Someone is being sent to hide an opened can of surstromming somewhere in your car where you won’t find it as I post this 
You’re not exactly the sharpest bulb in the sack, are you?
You didn’t figure that out until now?
Huh. Never even considered that this idea was out there.
But, since you’re 100% wrong on that little notion, I’d have to say that “couldn’t be more obvious” is a bit of a stretch.