It could be worse, you could look like this guy....

Heh heh. “Doctored.” I think that’s the problem with the subject himself, not the photo.

Well…

I know what I’m going to be next Halloween…

Snopes even posted an article about the authenticity of the photo! It also mentions another photo taken without the bandaid, but I haven’t seen that one yet.

His skin is stretched so tight! It looks as if they shrinkwrapped a white person onto him! Jesus, it’s like he can’t open his mouth without tearing his face open! What the heck is wrong with him??? Can this possibly be the same Master of Cool who sang “Don’t Stop Til You Get Enough” way back when?

I have to go clean my eyes with my mother’s brooch now…

He obviously didn’t stop when he got enough…plastic surgery, that is.