It does strange things to your poo-poo

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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At dinner this eventing Ms Hook and the little Hook (not all that little, as he’s 35) got on the subject of strange meals.

We mumbeled along for a bit on this or that and Ms Hook brought up my all time favorite odd meal story.

While attending the University of Wyoming I came home one evening wanting . . . . something. I didn’t know quite what it was but I knew that the desire was real. As a soon to be college grad (age 40) I realized that a rational plan of thought would soon turn up an answer. A half hour and two Buds later I had a plan. Go to the store and walk up and down the aisles, when I see it I’ll recognize it.

So, an hour later I sat down at my little one person table for a soothing dinner of a pound of Oreo Double Stuffs and a 6 pack of Bud.

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lets just say a day spent at the Albany NY Buffalo Wing competition leads to spectacular results…

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That’s no sensible dinner for a grown man!

You need to add some corn dogs as well.

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My only defense is that as a college student my mind isn’t always on a proper, well rounded diet.
I should have taken pictures. The colors were spectacular, though a bit on the gothic side.

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You should have eaten a couple of beets! It would have amazed you!

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And chased it with a gallon of grape kool-aid!

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Asparagus. Makes your wee turn green.

And iron tablets do not do nice things to you.

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I almost died from that one year.

It’s not about the color or texture so much as the exquisite burning…

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In college, I would at least try any drink that was blue. Usually I would end up with some form of blue daiquiris, but I sure wasn’t limited to that.

This always led to interesting visits to the bathroom the next morning.

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Licorice ice cream is amazing. Blue-black for days.

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No thanks. I pretty much get my Minimum Daily Adult Requirement of burning, etc from the 'roids. :rolleyes:
I have to say it was a masterpiece of dark, rich chocolaty ebony brownness. Perfection, not a corn kernal, trace of ruffage, or fleck of clashing color. I’m thinking the cookie industry is missing a real bet here.

Shoulda took a picture. :smack:

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Amateurs! A professional poo artist will have their gall bladder removed just for the artistic effects. Mix in vitamin B suppliment and a curry or two and you have a work worthy of the national gallery.

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And then posted it here so people could vote on it!

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As a Scottish colleague said so eloquently, “mate, the food there will make your arse look like the Japanese flag.”

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According to my boyfriend, every time he drinks blue Powerade, it turns his poo Lucky Charms green. I experimented with this one time on my own, and realized that my intestines must be artistic, mostly because half the time my poo is marbled and bi-coloured. I also discovered that I don’t digest dried cranberries, although I love them muchly.
:o I can’t believe I’m talking about my poo with you guys.

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I sometimes get peculiar two-tone works of art, as if the contents in my bowels had time to ‘settle’ because I can clearly see a layer of denser, darker material beneath a lighter one.

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Well, I must say thanks for leaping out into the void with us, because my poo does that too and I’ve wondered if it was weird.
It might be weird, but at least I know now I’m not the only one.