Poor blighters.
The only logical conclusion is the gods are angry at Mexico and must be appeased.
Virgins need to be sacrificed!
There seems to be an acute scarcity of virgins these days. Or possibly a scarcity of cute virgins.
Sounds like it wasn’t too bad as far as damage/casualties. Not like the 1985 quake:
Sept. 19, 1985 - MEXICO - 9,500 killed and 40,000 people injured. 8.1 on the Richter scale.
The virgins themselves do not need to be sacrificed; only their virginity.
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5.6 isn’t actually a very big earthquake at all. It’s only getting very much attention because Mexico is already looking like Disaster Central. I’m kind of meh on this.
Who’s going to want to go help with all the murders the drug cartels are doing daily. The officials that maintain order are all dead or they left.