Bacon is tasty.
Vanilla ice cream is tasty.
Therefore Vaniila and Bacon ice cream should be an instant hit!
Oh! the power of logic!
[sub]In case you were wondering, this thread is intended to be a showcase for that which is unsound, but can be logically determined[/sub]
I’m nobody.
Nobody is perfect.
Therefore, I’m perfect.
Is this your intention?
Could be…
“Time waits for no man.”
“No man is an island.”
Therefore, “Time waits for an island.”
That’s exactly what Time does. It waits for all the islands in the Pacific near the Date Line to come around as the Earth rotates on its axis, and when they get there, Time starts a new day.
Now, Who can argue with that?
God is love.
Love is blind.
Ray Charles is blind.
Therefore… Ray Charles is god.
Well, it made sense at the time.
From Pratchett
Knowledge = power
power = energy
energy = matter
matter = mass;
a good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.
