I love syllogisms!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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My friends and I were just going over the classic syllogisms. We came up with:

Love is blind.
God is love.
Therefore, Ray Charles is God.

God lives on high.
Denver is high.
Therefore, Denver is heaven.

Nothing is better than paradise.
A ham sandwhich is better than nothing.
Therefore, paradise is a ham sandwhich.

This all came about when my friend Mary was accused of being a liar, and I responded with:

But Mary is beautiful.
And truth is beauty, and beauty is truth.
Therefore, Mary cannot lie.

I scored some smoothie points for that one.

Any others?

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A lot of bulls crap in Texas.
Bush is from Texas.
Therefore, there’s a lot of Texas bullshit going on in Washington DC.

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[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by ResIpsaLoquitor *
Nothing is better than paradise.
A ham sandwhich is better than nothing.
Therefore, paradise is a ham sandwhich.

Should be “Nothing is better than paradise, and a ham sandwich is better than nothing, so a ham sandwich is better than paradise.”

Hard work is good for you.
Stealing refrigerators is hard work.
Therefore, stealing refrigerators is good for you.