For no good reason I can remember offhand, the other night I had occasion to use this old thing
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=4955169&postcount=36
It felt like an opportunity to try for other such nonsense.
Know any?
Want to make some up?
War is hell. (Wm. Tecumseh Sherman)
Hell is other people. (Jean-Paul Sartre)
Therefore, haters gonna hate!
Nothing is better than eternal bliss.
A ham sandwich is better than nothing.
Therefor, a ham sandwich is better than eternal bliss.