Is World Eater a rapper?
I think there is still a stigma attached to doing VOs for a video game, as there initially was with the Simpsons–people think doing work for it means you are washed up and your career is over. But as the Simpsons grew in popularity, it became a badge of honor.
Seeing as how the Grand Theft Auto games had grosses that would make Jerry Bruckheimer or George Lucas drool, I think you’ll see people be more upfront and cool about working in the video game industry. Plus, video game sales have topped box office receipts for a couple years running now.
“I think you have to have a strong mind to be able to play this game and not want to go out and kill people.”
Someone please tell me this guy was joking when he said that before I hurl all over my monitor. If I had a lamp with three wishes I’d pick the last three idiots to udder crap like that and torture them in public for all eternity to disuade others from thinking like them.
Just the other day, the subconscious programming that the game put in my head made me run up to a guy on a motorcycle, knock him off, and jump on for a ride. It also made me only get a few scrapes and scratches when I crashed into a bus at 120 mph. Oh, and then I jumped off a building and only got a bruise on my elbow. And, ever since I played the GTA games, I’ve been noticing body armor, red crosses, guns, and these mysterious packages floating around the city, with a funny halo around them.
And for some reason, I’m always wearing the same goddamned Hawaiin shirt when I wake up. It’s starting to smell bad.
Did anybody see Dave Chapelle’s GTA skit on his show? He leaves for work, kiss his wife goodbye on the front stairs, walks (in that weird loose-limbed way) up to a car waiting at the light, says “Sorry, I need this.”, tosses the guy out of the car, the guy then gets up, opens the door and tosses Chapelle out of the car-- stomping him in the process, then Chapelle pulls out a machine gun and plugs the guy full of lead, takes the money that falls out of his pocket and drives off to work.
Heeelarious.
It’s late here, so I couldn’t really read this whole thread. I’d just like to submit that those are some of the most un-Haitian Haitians there ever were. They were basically Jamaican, except they said some things in Creole. Not a lot of things, but some.
Yes, such quotes are so udderly ridiculous they make milk spray out my nose. They make me think of Ralph Wiggum, when he said he wanted to go to Bovine University. Indeed, they moo-ve me to laughter.