I’ve done it to myself this time! I fixed myself a Thai themed frozen dinner, and knowing that it was going to be a little bland tasting, I dumped some Scorned Woman Hot Sauce on it, then I remembered that I had a small jar of Thai paste, so I added that as well. Now, I’m sitting here, with sweat pouring off my forehead, my sinuses are draining profusely, I’m panting, and the cat refuses to have anything to do with me! But, damn! Was it tasty! I just home that it doesn’t decide to crawl up my throat later on.
It burning your throat.
[sub]Sorry…[/sub]
Oh, man.
Your ass is gonna hurt tomorrow!
It’s not your throat that I’d be afraid of it crawling out of…
Waitaminute… when you say a “small jar of Thai paste” are you talking about curry paste? The kind that’s like 2 tablespoons for a big ol’ pot of curry? If so, geez. Might want to stock up on some Anusol.
Red Curry Paste (scroll down, next to last one on the page). It was about 1 1/2 teaspoons that I used, which is slightly more than I normally dollop in. Combined with the tablespoon of Scorned Woman Hot Sauce, it was a bit more than I was expecting.
Might want to have some ice cubes there in the bathroom with you as well.
And maybe a wooden spoon to gnaw on.
(I know it’s not kind to mock the afflicted, but 
)
Well, just be thankful that you aren’t in a situation that calls for the other Ralph Wiggum “tastes like” quote.
OMG. Anusol exists. Never would have thought.
Hang on, does Scorned Woman Hot Sauce actually exist?? I love that name!
Max.
“He should have steam coming out of his ears.”
“His ears if we’re lucky.”
This thread is just begging for Simpsons quotes.
I’m so sorry for you pain, err rather the pain that is in your future, but Oh my GOODNESS this thread gave me a much needed giggle.
Ware the 1920’s style burning sauce!
I’ve got a bottle of it at home myself. I hardly ever use it; it’s too hot even for me. Although it doesn’t hold a candle to Dave’s Insanity Sauce.
I fully intend to get a bottle of Dave’s Insanity Sauce one of these days. And thankfully, I didn’t experience a “ring of fire” when I relieved myself today.
So. No hollering “Come on Ice Cream!!! Hurry Up Ice Cream” then?
I’ve always wondered how that works. I used to occassionally get the ring of fire when I first starting eat hot foods…but now, never. Had the hottest food the Thai restaurant would serve me and still, no problems the next day…Hmmm…maybe I just burned all the nerves on my ass off.
I’ve discovered I like hot foods in the past year but I still couldn’t handle that. About four months ago, I ordered some hot thai food expecting I would be able to eat it with no problem and wound up having to run to the bathroom before the heat made me vomit all over the table.
Not a pleasant memory.
Kinky. Really kinky.