I am addicted to hot sauce. I buy the hottest Habanero that I can find locally which generally is at Whole Foods. It’s not painfully hot, not usually, but it’s hot enough to satisfy my cravings and can burn quite a bit if you douse it on.
Well the other night my girlfriend and I were sitting on the beanbag enjoying a bag of popcorn. Of course I have to have hot sauce on my popcorn, so I put it in a bowl, dump a bunch of hot sauce on it and eat it with my fingers. I also managed to feed her some, she said she liked this particular brand, but it was a bit hot for her. We made out for a while during the movie and she said it made her lips numb. Mine were a bit numb too. It felt funny but not bad at all. Kind of cool actually, and made for a nice kissing effect.
So this leads to that and the next thing I know we are on my bed and I am going down on her and everything is going really well. In fact everything went really well. A few minutes later we are getting ready to do this thing and she suddenly looks really nervous, and a little bit upset, and wonders if the hot sauce on my fingers made it to her… oh damn, this definitely just happened. Do you want to take a shower? Here’s my towel… I am so, so sorry.
So she takes a shower and comes back and says it basically just feels funny, burns a little bit, and tingles, and after a little while it goes away and she forgives me, in the best way humanly possible.
And now tonight I was enjoying some hot sauce on chips and the next thing I know one thing led to another and fuck, I did not just do that to myself. Are you serious? Well it’s a little bit painful but actually not that bad. I don’t think this is the kind of thing one can get addicted to. In fact one might want to wash their hands in the future. And I suppose now that I’ve done it to myself I have learned my lesson.