When I post this, I should have hit 500 (it’s hard to tell until you sign off and I don’t wanna)! I have been here longer than most of the people who have 1,000 or more. So either I’m pathetic or they are (j/k!) 
I guess that joke won’t bring me accolades, huh? 
oops…499! This should do it…
I’m pathetic…
Congrats!
I’m with pathetic ^^^^.
Way to go.
so, you throwing a party or what??? us non-pathetic (as of yet) doper posters like to party.
someday I too hope to be pathetic. 
Good, you hit 500 on the nose! You can go to the bathroom now if you want and I’ll hold your place in line.
Didn’t like way back, single digit posts, you have some major crush on a guy at work MA?
Gosh, Handy…single digits was so long ago. I don’t remember! It couldn’t have been a co-worker since I work with all women, so it must have been a customer. shrug I’m going to have to use the search engine.