I’m sure that QtM or one of our other medical Dopers will show up to make some kind of downer post, but really, if you’re gonna go, I can’t think of a better way to go!
Probably won’t be able to close the coffin lid, either.
There once was a man named Tuganov
Who was tired of having to tug it off
So he made a nice wager
With two beauties major
And died with a loaded Kalishnikov.
Viagra comes in bottles in Russia?
Yes, but he forgot that Russia uses 220mg tablets.
Lucky stiff
Tuganov came in pints.
I’ve read that a cardiac arrest is likely to occur just before orgasm, not after. Kind of a rip-off, really. Imagine being just about to come, straining for it a bit, and blammo! heart goes out.
Bummer.
In Soviet Russia…bah…can’t do it…
Am I the only one thinking about his partners? I’d feel awful if my partner dies while having sex (or shortly after).
Well, I’m thinking about his partners, just not in that way.
Since no one else will… Bravo!
For some reason I don’t think there was a strong emotional connection there.
I can.
Viagra takes YOU!
Sex without a strong emotional connection? That sounds like eternal damnation to me. He’ll have to answer to Almighty Jesus now.
Hostile Dialect,
Hostile Dialect, Narcissist
“Oh, for Myself’s sake, man… at least have the good taste to have it shrink when facing My Judgment!”*
Gay eternal judgment love? Sounds like we have a Republican National Convention on our hands.
Hostile Dialect,
Hostile Dialect, Narcissist
I’d be pissed if I died during that. Maybe if I died after knocking them both up, or just after, but not during.
He didn’t die “during”, he died *after *he won the wage, meaning they had sex for 12 hours and then he keeled over.
I wonder if they had paid him.
Note to self: change of plan: make that an 11 hour sex marathon.