You’re awakened by a notification from your phone. It’s the latest Trump Twitter. Who is he complaining about?
If I’m awakened at 3am (nevermind I’m usually still up til 4am) by a tweet, then something is seriously wrong somewhere (since I don’t follow anyone’s tweets). So I imagine, if it is Trump’s fault, then he probably pissed of Putin or Kim Jong Un with his tweet. We are probably at defcon 1 with missiles in the air. And I’m awakened by the Emergency Alert System.
Its 3AM and my children are safe in bed asleep. Who do I want answering the phone in The White House?
Someone who knows the worlds leaders and the military?
Or some coke-head asshole too engrossed with making cheap shots on twitter about a former beauty pageant contestant or a former talk show host from The View to give a rats ass about anyone else or anything else with regard to America…?
I may just be some Message Board Poster…
Some random Father of Two…
But I Approve This Message
For the rest of the week (from most likely to least)
- rotten Republicans
- malevolent media
- crooked Clinton
Personally I expect a mix of all of them.
He’s finally found something to rhyme w/ ‘Hillary Murdered Vince Foster With Her Bare Hands’ and is too proud of himself to wait till daylight to share it.
Me. He just hasn’t realized it yet. 
Paul Ryan’s locker-room talk about Rosie O’Donnell.
“Traitors! I’ve been betrayed and deceived from the very beginning!”
“Who’s holding?”
Why on EARTH would I have a Trump notification on my phone?
12 hours from now, something he will claim he didn’t say at all.
I have no idea because I don’t have Twitter on my phone, and my phone is silent after 11PM anyway. Best guess would be something about Hillary.
Spitting coffee at screen!!! TRUE.