And I’m dry as a revival meeting. :::sulk:::
A local radio station is broadcasting from a head shop all day today.
But theoretically, you’re high on the Holy Spirit!
No? Sorry.
That’s really what I should be pitting. Please note: I am not asking anyone to help me rectify this situation. I just wish the DJs would STFU about what day it is.
Well, I’ve got a lot of Easter candy. So you could say I’m high on Cadbury eggs and Dove dark chocolate…
Now imagine what great munchies those would make!
Mwaaaahahahahahahaha!
Once again, sorry.
You know, we have a county deputy whose badge number is 420.
And they have take-home cars, and the license plate is their badge numbers.
So his license plate says “BatshitInsaneRednecks County Sheriff’s Department” and then “420” in big numbers.
I’ve lost count of the number of times his plates have been stolen.
It’s also Lady Chance’s birthday.
And it’s also Hitler’s birthday.
Someone finally tell me what the hell is up with this 420 thing?
Hmm, lots to choose from.
Let me take a guess.
1653 - Oliver Cromwell dissolves the Rump Parliament?
1979 - President Jimmy Carter is attacked by a Swamp Rabbit while on vacation in Plains, Georgia?
2002 - The Darwin-based Network Against Prohibition holds its first Community Smoke-In for Human Rights in Darwin, Australia. Police arrest five activists?
I give up.
Vancouver had a stoner rally at the Art Gallery this date last year.
I was about 2 blocks away, coming out of a sushi lunch when I said “Damn, I could really go for a chocolate bar right now!” 
Follow the relevant link in aldiboronti’s link, and you’ll find yet another link, to the Straight Dope.
And Napoleon’s birthday.
And Ryan O’neal’s birthday.
Not one, not two, but three of history’s greatest monsters. All born on the same day.
Mind boggling, to say the least.
Waste
The Pitting is cached, man. Stems and seeds go in MPSIMS.
I shant be participating this year. I’m on a very strict diet, which I know I’ll blow if I celebrate. So the little box shall remain in the little drawer until the end of May, and then it’s hotbox-pigout-couchlock day.
Coincidentally, in the news on this very special day:
Now why the hell didn’t you just post that in your OP?
You must be high man.
Come on. Napoleon isn’t that bad. It is also my good friends b’day and he isn’t evil.
Happy anniversary, mom and dad!
Then this bud’s for you!