They got here at 5! I was still asleep. That means they left at 4! We’re absurd.
Bad news. I’m not going to be able to come after all. I got tapped for a 12 hour shift last night and I’m absolutely beat.
Drink a beer, eat a steak, and goose a drag queen for me, somebody, and as God is my witness, next DopeFest we have within driving distance, I’m there.
Aw, Marlitharn, we’ll miss you!
As am not currently on the way out the door yet, I won’t be there at noon. I will, however, get there, at some point, not terribly much later in the day.
Marlitharn -
Jasper will be so disappointed. He was looking forward to watching you pee.
That’s a separate event from the pudding wrestling, right? I’m open-minded and all, I just don’t want to accidentally lick my lips at the wrong time.
I’m sure you understand.
Just a warning. The alien rednecks on Meadowmere Drive are on to our plan. They’ve planted a bunch of ballons at the end of their street, trying to lure you into their clutches.
Do not fall for this. Go the extra block or you will be sucked into their world forever.
Horseflesh has left the premises.
If I’m not there in 3 hours, call the President. (Big prize for the first one to name the movie this line is paraphrased from.)
Haha! sperfur has left her computer unprotected, and now I post as her!
Where the hell are all you people? We’re about to send out the search sherpas.
Wikkit
Hey all,
My apologies for not being able to attend. Two weeks ago, a friend from high school calls me and says “I’m getting married in two weeks.” He apparently decided to do this just that week, and put together a quickie wedding. (His baby boy - with the bride - had just been born a couple months ago.)
It had been my plan to simply attend the wedding in KC at 1pm, then head back to town. Then I was drafted at the last minute to be in the wedding, since they decided they wanted two ushers (which they didn’t tell me until I was just getting into town after completely missing the rehearsal, so that was…interesting.) Anyway, I still planned to get out of there in the afternoon. However, my best friend Aaron (who now lives in Houston) decided to come up as well, and however much I wanted to meet you guys, he goaded me into staying last night in KC since we don’t see each other too often these days.
Hope you all had fun, and if you ever throw another one, hopefully I won’t have a friend decide to get a quickie wedding that weekend.
No worries, RexDart! We missed you in the pudding mix, but you can read all about that by clicking here.
We’re looking at May 15, 2004 for the next one. Mark your calendars now!
I’m going to post all follow ups to the thread Skippy linked above.
Damn, wish I could have been there. I wouldn’t have got naked, there’s too much of me, but I still could have got loads of pictures for blackmailing purposes!
However, next Saturday I plan to go to the Renaissance Festival in Bonner Springs. If any Dopers are going we could meet. Too hard to set an exact time, but I will be at the first performanceafter 12:00 PM of Bob, the Incredible Juggler, at the Mermaid Theater. I’ll sit in back wearing the propellor beanie!
Egad, this sound like a conspiracy.