Hmmm, now I have a real dilemma: Do I lose on purpose to girly-man SkipMagic and lose face to my fellow Dopers only so I can get the licking I deserve, or do I trounce him to a pulpy finish and shudder whilst he uses his raspy prehensile forked tongue towards evil ends upon my divine person?
Hmmmm…
HMMMMMMM…
Ssssssee, now you’re just being sssssssssssssssilly.
I can make i on he 20th, but on the 27th I’ll be in Portland, Oregon for a job interview.
'S okay, though.
'ello all.
I definitely will not be able to attend if it’s next weekend. I have a previous engagement with a hot little number down in KC. She’s a little older than I am, but the way she uses her tongue you just forget all about her age I tell you. The best part is that when you get tired of her, you can kick her right off the bed and she’s happy to sleep on the floor.
So anyway, yeah. Count the dogsitter out for the 20th.
Enderw24 - we changed it to the 27th. So you and your tongue-woman-dog can have your fun-filled weekend guilt-free and still make it.
elmwood, I hope you get the job. But I’m bummed out you can’t come on the 27th.
But are you available for the 27th? If so, you simply must bring your “hot little number”. We’ll be in dire need of anything that can use their tongue in mysterious ways.
BTW, I want to thank Skippy for prompting out date change to the 27th, because I recently found out that a person I haven’t seen in 12 years is coming here next weekend from Chicago and now I’ll be able to spend some time with him. Good job, Skippy!
I’m going to get to drive a PT Cruiser. Apparently, its all the rage. We’re also going to go to a few junkyards in search of a steering wheel and hood ornament for a '65 Plymouth Fury. Woo-hoo!
I’m back on the maybe list.
I wasn’t sure (with the way our LSD-dropping scheduling monkey works out days off around here), but I did manage to get the 27th off (3 Saturdays in a row – woot!), so I may be able to make it.
I feel like the Ross Perot of the group. I’ll most likely be there! I’m not going. Ok, maybe I’ll go!
Wikkit, we are taking **withaK]/b]'s car.
I am back online at home now, I expect this thread will be revived now.
So many comments I could make about what I have missed in the last three weeks, so little time.
This weekend! Very exciting!
Here’s the list. No one showed up at my house this weekend expecting a party, so I guess those not confirmed at least kept up with the date change:
auntie em (confirmed)
dfqforever
Crunchy Frog (maybe?)
Epimetheus
Erika (confirmed)
Horseflesh (confirmed)
Marlitharn and Marlithubby (confirmed)
misstee (confirmed)
ouisey (maybe?)
Rexdart (confirmed)
SkipMagic (confirmed)
sperfur, Maggie, Jasper, Chlozilla Monster Kitty (confirmed)
Tiburon (maybe?)
Turbo Dog
Wikkit (confirmed)
withaK (confirmed)
I have a rusty old charcoal grill I inherited. I also have a brand new, still-in-the-box gas grill (I won it - I didn’t buy it). I’m thinking about pulling it out of the shed and putting it together. Does anyone object to grilling on a gas grill? I’ve been told the taste is different and blah blah blah, so I’ve never used the thing. So, grillmasters Wikkit and Horseflesh - do you want to de-virginize my gas grill?
Also, who’s staying the night? I need to figure out where to put ya and how much food to fix for breakfast. (Also, will auntie em and SkipMagic be coming back for breakfast?) I do hope no one’s planning on driving home intoxicated - I have plenty of room for you to stay and sleep it off. 
…la-de-da-de-doo-dum-dum…Whaaaa? Oh…gas grill…ummm, sure, why not? You got the little lava rocks or whatever to put in it too? Why not set up both for some tandem cooking? Then we’ll all be able to judge whether your prize gas grill is the shit, or the shee-yat.
How late are you planning on this soire to last? I’d guess it’s about a 3 hour drive for me, but if I don’t have the ponies it doesn’t really matter when I leave. I can just tell my sister to plan on keeping them overnight.
Well, we’re hangin’ out, pudding wrestling and eating, then we’re going to the gay bar. I’m thinking some people won’t want to drive all the way home that late (and some will be too intoxicated to do so), so I’ll be providing some form of sustinance for a morning meal.
Tell me more about these lava rocks? Do I need 'em? If so, I’ll try to find some. I have no idea about this grill - so I’ll set up both and we can do a taste test. If I get the lava rocks, we can take them out of the grill and have a firewalking contest after we eat.
Maybe while I’m out looking for lava rocks, I’ll find a deal on a charcoal grill and pick it up to replace the eyesore I’m using now - we’ll see. Then I’ll have two grills to de-virginize…
More than likely your new gas grill will already have a bag of the rocks, but they look like one of these.
I de-virginized SkipMagic’s grill at our first KC dopefest, so I’d be willing to take yours on.As long as nobody minds eating cowflesh cooked by some guy named Horseflesh. 
BTW, how was your visit with your friend from Chicago. Didja cruise around in the Cruiser and go junkyard hopping?
Yup and nope. He found what he needed at the junkyard on Thursday, so we didn’t need to go Saturday.
I got to drive the PT Cruiser all day. We went to the boot store and he bought us each a pair of boots. We ate lunch at Red Lobster. Then we drove back to my house and he fixed the broken light switch in my ceiling fan. It was a good day.
Well, if I’m going to the gay bar [and I am], I’d appricate having a corner of floor to curl up on for the night.
Was the PT Cruiser as exciting as it was made out to be?
Hey, sperfy, don’t forget to charge up your propane tank on your new-fangled grill. I doubt it’s packaged already full. You can get them filled at some farm related businesses, or (easier) haul it down to your local convenience store and trade it for a full one (maybe $10-$15).
The two times I’ve driven a PT Cruiser it was very plain inside and, being only a 4-banger, did not have as much pep as I’d like (though I’ve heard they were toying with the idea of a 6-cyl. model last year). It’s much more pleasant to look at as you’re passing it on the highway than it is to drive.
Still can’t confirm if I’ll be there, since I still haven’t gotten my schedule to know what days I’m working next week. If I have to work Sunday, it’s a no-go.
Quit teasing us Crunchy. If you have to work Sunday here’s what you tell your boss: “Look buddy, I have a party to go to on Saturday. It’ll involve copious amounts of sex, meat, drinking, and gay bars, but not necessarily in that order. I plan on getting too hammered to come in Sunday so you’ll need to cover for me. I’ll call you about Monday if I’m up to it. Capice?” Your boss will cow to your demands, guaranteed. Works for me every time.