I just logged onto the SDMB, and noticed on the front page “Welcome to our newest member, Anita Vacation!” If I’m not seriously mistaken, this would be my sister, so let’s give her a hearty MPSIMS welcome, and hope that she posts more frequently than my brother does (he hasn’t posted since July 2. Slacker.)!
Bienvenue, Anita Vacation!
Love your username. 
Welcome to the boards Anita.
Play nice… or not.
[obligatory flirt]
How you doin?
[/obligatory flirt]
A most gracious and heartfelt WELCOME to Anita. I trust you will find friendship, humor and comfort among these electronic friends, for behind each keyboard is a warm and friendly heart. May your days and evening spent here bring a smile, and even a tear, to your eye.
Yea, verily, they may also be those here whose intent is not so worthy, and merely engage in flirtatious drabble. A pox unto them! If you encounter posters of this ilk, you just let me know, I’ll comfort you and slay the dragons.
[sub]hey, Geobabe, is she as hot as you are?[/sub]
Has she also been bitten by radioactive chipmunks?
Hey, is she comin’ to ChiDope?
Anita Vacation? Is your brother’s name Peter O’Dactyl?
Well, she is a travel agent…
Greetings, Ms. Vacation. May I call you Anita?
Welcome to the boards!
Yr. obt. svt.,
Zappo
Welcome Anita!!
Hey Geobabe, sorry I couldn’t make it to your birthday party, but public transit on Sundays SUCKS ASS.
Yes, I’m a travel agent, and no, I can’t get you a great deal on some airline tickets.
How do you plug in a quote? Like from Finagle:
“Has she also been bitten by radioactive chipmunks?”
I’ve never been bitten, but I did get a feeling that my sister was the victim of bad karma which I created. A while back, I was hiking in Rocky Mountain National Park with the whole famn-damily (except geobabe, who was at sea) and a crowd had gathered on the trail to ooh and aah over a chipmunk who was sitting there enjoying the adulation. Something must have startled it because it darted out and I accidentally stepped on it. 
The poor thing kind of scooted around in a circle and then staggered off into the woods. I wanted to hide in the woods, too. Really bad to be so clumsy in front of witnesses.
Well I won’t be able to check back until morning. Please talk nice about me! And many thanks for the warm welcome!
Oh, defiitely, but while Geo is wild-and-crazy sexy, Anita is reflectively-mature sexy. Tho she can’t be perfect 'cuz her 16 year old son DOES run around with his pants around his knees, exposing to the world how wonderful his choice of boxers is. ( Now that I think on it, last time I saw him, they were smiley face boxers, which is actually kind of funny)
Welcome to the asylum, Anita!
[Darth Vader Voice] Sister…you have a twin sister
[Vader now does Joey] How you doing?
[/Vader/Joey]
Welcome to the board Anita!
So do we get to meet her at JC’s dopefest too?
[sub]And are her legs as good as yours?[/sub]
Could you be related to my friend, Nita Friebe? Her husband used to page her when she went to the bathroom in restaurants and bars, “Nita Friebe, Nita Friebe!”
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