When the actual video is done just click pause and continue your scrolling. Presto, no more silly ads.
PS, ditto on the rant. Annoying 
HEY COCKFACE
AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOUR FUCKING CAR ALARM GOING OFF REPEATEDLY OVER A TWENTY TO THIRTY MINUTE SPAN AROUND 6 A.M. ON THE ONE DAY I GET TO SLEEP IN AFTER GETTING STUCK AT WORK FOR TWELVE HOURS YESTERDAY OH WAIT NO I FUCKING HATE THAT JESUS CHRIST IF I DIDN’T THINK THERE MIGHT BE SECURITY CAMERAS THAT COULD PIN ME THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN KETCHUP ALL OVER YOUR WINDOWS
NEWSFLASH: NO ONE WANTS TO STEAL YOUR SHITTY CAR AND CLEARLY YOU DON’T CARE EITHER SINCE YOU DIDN’T COME RUNNING WHILE IT WAS BEEPING AND FLASHING SO UNINSTALL THAT FUCKING SHIT
GOD DAMN
Guh.
I know, right? I’m obese myself (and depressed, thank you)!!
On the other hand, unlike Projammer’s co-worker, I am very openly having ho-ho’s for lunch. 
Okay, I’m trying it…well, your simple and obvious solution has worked. I had a feeling there was something I was overlooking here.
Shot From Guns, how did you get all caps? When I try to post like that, it gets turned into not all caps.
WAG. You notice that the last ‘Guh’ wasn’t in all caps? That’s enough to make the cap nazi happy.
Projammer’s got it. I included one single word at the end that wasn’t all-capped.
If you like, you can even put the word in a color that blends in to the background of you post and *really *throw people off.
Wait.
We have a cap nazi?
Nobody tells me anything.
::snorfs another ho-ho:
Yes, it’s physically impossible to make a post that’s all capital letters. Try it and go to the preview page–you’ll see that everything’s been lowercased except for the initial letter of each sentence. However, AFAIK, even a single lowercase letter is enough to get the bot to leave the post alone.
then why doesn’t it capitalize the beginnings of my sentences so I can continue to be lazy about the shift key, without having people get snarky about my non-adherence to proper cap policy?
I was actually wondering the same thing when I wrote my post. The conclusion I came to is that while TYPING IN ALL CAPS CAN BE READ A LOT LIKE SHOUTING AND BE SIMILARLY GRATING, typing in all lowercase letters nearly as hard on the eyes or “rude.”
Why are you yelling at me?
BECAUSE CAPSLOCK IS LIKE CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME.
Natch’.
Not really a rant, since it doesn’t matter much to me that Ohio State all-world basketball player Evan Turner is doing the expected and jumping to the NBA after his junior season.
It would be nice though if just once these guys would come out and say college was nice, but it’s time for the big payday - instead of euphemistic garbage.
"“February hit and I kind of started thinking a little bit about it,” (Turner) said. “I was in a win-win situation. I felt like if I would have come back we could have done big things, and also moving on and going to the NBA I could do good things. I had to look at what was going to make me [del]money[/del] happy.”
He could be guaranteed $9 million over two years as the top draft pick. That there’s a lot of happiness.
How do you get through ten years of schooling and not realize there is no such word as funnest?
Has anyone ever said this word to you? Have you ever seen it in print?
For that matter how do you hear text messaging as tax massaging?
Sounds like a conjunction of typoes and a spell checker left to its own devices.
CAPS LOCK IS THE FUNNEST EVAR!
Seriously!
i miss ho-ho’s! I’m not allowed to have wheat or flour anymore - so those are just fond memories. Thank Og for chocolate!
Speaking of chocolate:
Random Unknown Co-Worker: Yes, I keep candy dishes on my desk and yes you may have some. However, I don’t expect to be supplementing your daily lunches or evening munchies - and it really is kind of rude when you come over and take 5 or 6 candies “for later.” Especially since you are one of the people who never thinks to offer a few bucks to the candy fund.
РΙЅΗ-ΤΟЅΗ. Ι ΤΗΙΝΚ *Ι *САΝ ΜАΚΕ ΟΝΕ.
!!!
We desperately needed moisture here, but it’s frickin’ April 8th - do you suppose we could have it in the form of rain, not snow, Weather Gods?