Seconded! I worked with someone like that - I’m not a jumpy person, but she damned near gave me a heart attack every time she sneezed. I also have a very hard time believing that was her natural sneeze.
My ex-husband was a scream-sneezer also. I don’t believe for one moment that he had to yell like that.
And yep, the one I’m complaining about right now is a co-worker with a very high-pitched shriek. She’s taken a couple of years off my life today.
God, that was disturbing.
Dear Mother-in-Law,
OK, look: Nobody “needs” a pair of slate-gray Uggs. NOBODY. Especially not 3-year-olds who will outgrow them in 3 months. The fact that the boots are HIDEOUSLY FUCKING UGLY just makes it worse, and the fact that YOU YOURSELF said they were GROTESQUE ABOMINATIONS UNTO THE LORD just makes me want to run you over with a Trabant. Repeatedly.
And don’t even get me started on the fact that YOU THEN ASKED TO BORROW MONEY SO YOU COULD PAY YOUR CREDIT CARD BILL FROM CHRISTMAS. Because I don’t want my kid to have to hock her fancy designer boots so she can pay for her therapy when I threaten to murder you.
Hope you had a happy birthday, you delusional bitch!
Love, rockle.
Dear Sycophant on Another Message Board,
Why don’t you just have the people who run the company we work for pull down their pants so you can kiss their asses more easily? Your pathetic lapdoggish delight at a mediocre paycheck is beneath contempt. Grow some balls or at least find a dollop of self respect.
Sincerely,
Yes the job market sucks but workers are still entitled to a decent wage, you asshole!
The “News” doesn’t know what is news. Yesterday, I was subjected to 15 minutes of breaking news of the fired USF coach and his lawyers talking about the same thing. At least it only interrupted the news programs and I switched over to some old movie on another station after about 5 minutes. The only reason I knew it lasted longer was I kept flipping back to see if they were going to report actual news. I think there is a great majority of people that don’t give a shit about sports and use the few minutes of sports reporting to make themselves a sandwich or go to the bathroom so why do they think we care just because we live in the area where this occurred? Just because this guy is a coach of a local team does not mean he warrants so much actual news time for something that would normally garner maybe 15 seconds during the sports reports if it had occurred anywhere else.
I haven’t heard someone referred to as a heifer in years! Thanks for the laugh!
My mini-rant could go on for days, but here it is in a nutshell. I was laid off after 10 years. The president of my former job is an idiot, makes terrible management decisions, and has no idea what I did or how freaking important I was in making her firm run smoothly as far as my department was concerned. I am probably just mean spirited for feeling this way, but I hope they crash and burn (figuratively of course). She is a spoiled brat who inherit her daddy’s business with no previous experience in that field, and no experience at all in upper management. I get the satisfaction of knowing that many of the other principals there were very unhappy about the decision to let me go. I am no being boastful, but the quality of their deliverables will be sharply degraded and for a firm who claims that the quality and accuracy of their deliverables is the #1 concern, getting rid of their best person was just shooting themselves in the foot. Good riddance!
Well, not if you don’t print the ZOOM IN button. :rolleyes:
I am a Scout leader (Boy Scouts). I despise the anti-gay bigotry of the BSA. I know about it, it is nothing new, and it is something I try to influence (in what little way that I can). I hate keeping my mouth shut in some situations, facing down others, and going through this. I love Scouting, and I love helping boys become men. I hate the attitudes of many, and the rules I have to play by at times. I know that someday this will change, but for now I must grind my teeth into powder on a regular basis.
Okay, here’s one I have to go through every fucking TV season.
My husband and I both like Dexter. I hate Rita. He does not.
[spoiler]All season long I hoped she would die. and when (quad)Trinity came aboard I could see the writing on the wall.
So she died, Sorry, if there’s a spoiler tag I can’t find it. And I’m happy when Julie Benz fids a new job.
MY husband says: “I thought you hated her”.
No! I hate Rita! Rita, the character. Hate, hate , hate. Love the actress.
My husband is not a dummy but I constantly have to remind him that I hate characters and not actors.[/spoiler]
[ spoiler ]Type spoiley stuff here, and remove the extra spaces between those brackets.[ /spoiler ]
Not a tag. They need to wrek on it.
I am SO glad I didn’t click the link at work.
Oh. 
The BBCode explanation section calls it a tag, so I guess I’m not sure what method you’re thinking of?
Goddammit, blood pressure, I’m eating healthy, exercising every day, losing weight, eating low sodium - what more do you want?!?
Why do my roommates continue to believe that dryer lint is recyclable? Put it in the trash can, not the recycle bag!
TMI Alert: Did you know that it’s possible to have diarrhea and constipation AT THE SAME TIME?! It’s true! I am living proof, but just barely.
to: EVERYONE
re: EVERYTHING
It’s not always about you! You are not the only person in the world!
Excuse me? Is that for us?
^ no no, not at all. For people in like 80% of the other areas of my life.