It's a weight machine, not a park bench!

Hovering is a good one. If no one’s hovering, I think you are safe to continue doing things the way you are - you’re not getting in anyone’s way. At least, that’s certainly been my experience.

Eh, since you brought it up - I’m actually trying to lose 30-40 pounds, which calls for daily fat-burning exercise (bikes, treadmills, and the like) and a little bit of machine work every other day. I don’t wanna look ripped (just yet) but this Barbapapa shape has got to go. So that’s what the nice trainer lady (Planet Fitness, FWIW) recommended.

My gym has signs posted throughout the room reminding people to wipe off the equipment. They have a little cart with towels and spritz bottles.

I don’t sweat. It’s actually kind of a drag.

You get me all excited when you talk to me like that! :cool:

But a gazillion dead crickets with killer abs.

Regards,
Shodan

I should have said “chest press” or “lunge”. That kinda cheap talk always gets us geezers all worked up.

And any reference to the squat snatch or the power jerk causes us to follow you around so we can sniff the equipment after you use it.

Regards,
Shodan