Bwahahahaha!
It gets about 1 mile per pound of wood, and has a top speed of 52 MPH!

โMy car gets 32 rods to the hogshead, and thatโs the way I like it!!!โ 
The guy who built the wooden Mercedes better put a lock on his garage.
Reminds me of Abraham Lincolnโs first car.
Finally, someone improves the Yugo!