Am I the only person wanting this since they were 8? Whenever I got a toy lightsaber I was disappointed because:
a) it didn’t whoosh out like a real lightsaber
b) it always had the bit that sticked out 
c) Hi Opal!
They finally got it right and I’m not ashamed that I, a 20 year old man(boy), will be purchasing one a.s.a.p.
I was excited about my lightsaber as well until I examined it closely and noticed that it looked suspiciously like a black flashlight with a plastic tube stuck on it. More clues surfaced when I figured out that D cell batteries probably weren’t used in the real Star Wars. Oh well, I said screw it. That is what imagination is for. My and my little brother beat the hell out of each other with ours until they couldn’t be repaired anymore. The authentic sounds wouldn’t have made a difference because you wouldn’t be able to hear them over the screams anyway.
Just not as soon as you’d like:
Hi Hal!
I first saw it advertised on TV so I’m sure I can find one somewhere.
The Darth Vader and Obi-Wan ones are available
gets out credit card