It's about time we started branding women.

This is true. :smiley:

Yeah, maybe something like this this or this.

I dressed like a streetwalker for much of my adolescence. There was a period in my early teens when I went from playing with Barbies to looking like one. hell yes I was going to play dress up with my new body. I had absolutely zero intention of turning on anyone sexually. I liked colors and sparkles.

Welcome to Cafe Carousel.Rosie Palmer, your table is ready. Ms. Palmer? Your server can seat you now.

No shame in admitting how we men are wired. None at all. What we DO with that wiring and input and internal reactions is a whole other thong.

I’ll join the chorus. Girls 16 or even 18 did not look like they do now when I went to high school. It’s not just how they dress they are just more developed and they do look like women from behind. Guys are for the most part hard wired to look at a pretty girl/woman so I mostly don’t feel like a lech… mostly.

Guys, I think some of y’all are suffering from selective memory. In my high school years, girls went from kids as freshmen to women as seniors. I can assure you a lot of them were truly stupifying at the age of 17, and they dressed to show just as much as they could slide past their parents. Skimpy tank tops, skin tight shorts, snug sweaters, even bikini tops once in awhile. It was all on display.

Every year I am entertained by how far into winter the babes will go with the summer clothes. Last night at 8 PM I spotted a cutie wearing shorts & a tank top in a bone chilling breeze. I sure hope she survived the sprint from car to store.

I follow a simple goggling rule. If she’s hot, I glance. If the glance shows that she’s a baby, I don’t glance again. In any case I never stare unless I’m going to follow it up by walking over and introducing myself. No need to be a scrote about it.

“That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.”

Amen. Don’t advertise if you’re not selling.

Um …

pics?

:wink:

Well, apparently, even guilt ain’t stopping men from finding young, deliciously tight little teen bodies in skimpy clothing with their young tender skin…and …ah…wait…I was saying that you just look and you are attracted to someone ‘underage’ or find something ‘hot’ about them, and that is not wrong, but it’d be wrong if you acted on it (given that the “group” has determined it is detrimental to people and society to act on it).

Fact is, young girls have an advantage physically and are likely to get our attention.

I am not ashamed to admit there are some smoking hot teens who are underage. Sorry, I find them attractive and I am wired to do so.

There’s a simple remedy for this. Rubber ball gag.

Again, how charming.:rolleyes:

:dubious:

Forty years ago, when my dad was teaching me how to play cards, he showed me how to hold them in my hand and, when I let them slip, he said, “If you hold your hand where I can see it, I’m gonna look.”

This philosophy might have gotten me in trouble once or twice down through the years.

IIRC when we were forced to read early American lit, it was a bunch of stories in which everyone froze their asses off, starved, and had to fight off the savages. Girls in those days married VERY young…like, 12 or 13. After all, they expected to die very young. So it isn’t like nature/evolution tried to make them unappealing at that age.

And here in the U.S. girls seems to mature physically a lot faster than they did in the past, like when I was a teen in the 70s. IANAD but I’ve heard that 1) Many don’t go through the childhood diseases that delay puberty. 2) Their body fat is higher, which allows the menstrual cycle to begin. 3) The steroids in our food alters their chemistry, speeding up the physical maturation.

The other day I was in a convenience store and I saw this girl wearing shorts, and she had loooooong legs…all the way up to her ass. Seriously, she was probably six feet tall. She walked over to her mom and from how she talked, I discerned that she was probably about 16. Put her in a nightclub and she wouldn’t look out of place (except for her height, maybe)…she could pass for 21 till she opened her mouth.

I’m glad she wasn’t my daughter. I would have had a heart attack long ago.

As a HS teacher, I can vouch for this. Every year they seem more like kids with bigger bodies and less like psuedo-adults. The volume of ignorance, gibberish, and bubble-headedness makes me less and less likely to have these thoughts. Even ignorant hot adult women lose their attractiveness when they start talking.

Ermmm…

Hoe

Ho

at least that’s how I’ve always seen those words written…

Perverted is doing it with a feather. Kinky is doing it with the whole chicken. :smiley:

My Official Dirty-Old-Man story, or How I Had It Brought Home To Me That I Am Now An Old Fart:

I stopped for a quick lunch at a Subway. Shortly after I sat down, three primo specimens of female humanity came it. They got their stuff and sat down at the booth behind me. I’m reading a book while I’m eating, and I start hearing the conversation. They were talking about birthdays and ages, while I’m idly daydreaming about hitting on all three and having hot, sweaty monkeylove with them.

And then my mind clicked on their conversation. I did the math and began to weep. I was older than all three of their ages added together. :eek:

No hot monkeylove for this old ape. :(:frowning:

That has saved every man at some point. We are duty bound to look at women.

Ho!

Why the roll-eyes? I’m a straight guy: I’m genetically wired to look at women, and the better the display the more I’m gonna look. You don’t want me looking, fine, but don’t put the goods out on show - especially if you’re legally too young to take 'em to market - and then expect me not to at least check 'em out. It’s misleading and deceptive conduct.