It's Alive!-A Bachelor Fridge MMP

Sigh. My terribly humorous Special 1 sighting joke went completely um-commented on.

Le sigh.

Welcome to VunderBob’s world of comedy.

StickyBuns maybe they moved it to the Middle East and were goin’ to surprise everybody by jumpin’ out and yellin’ “BOO!” Hence the Gazaboo. :smiley:

Pizza et. OYKW ummm… “welcomed” home. He’s havin’ a soak in the jacuzzi tub right now cause he’s all tahrd from the drive, poor thing.

Don’t feel ignored, Soapy; I laughed. Just only now getting around to commenting. Now if only our friend SO would come back and read about himself!

Happy Birthday, rigsy! Hope you’ve gotten to do something fun.

::waves hi at new people and at occasional Mumpers::

If swampy brings you pizza, will you come to my house and clean and organize, FCM? I signed you up for next Monday, by the way.

That’s a valid reason to be happy that Spain won, Nava. All the public viewing opportunities looked like fun, I thought (as long as the weather was decent).

::smacks swampy upside the head for the painful pun::

Oh, my Sticky, that’s…words fail me. Why would you post anything to begin with unless you’d confirmed that you’d gotten the details right? (Don’t answer; I know…)

Didn’t sleep enough so I’m falling asleep on the couch while typing. Should prolly stop and take a little nap.

Hugs all.

GT

Famous?! I’m already famous! I was on TV every day for over 2 years. (An AT&T commercial) I just want the money!:smiley:

Linky?

picu reached out and touched someone! :smiley:

Time for my beauty sleep… I’ve started working on next week’s MMP. I need to get the photos sorted, labeled, and uploaded. I know you can’t wait!

:smiley:

You’re right, we can’t.

::taps foot and waits for next Monday to get here:: :smiley:

As for fridge things: yeah, sometimes I overbuy cheese or veggies and they…become icky. I wanna be like swampy and Puggy and wasn’t there someone else who never has dead stuff in their fridge?

Pickles last forever.

It’s pouring right now. We needed rain, but maybe not quite this much.

Off to do stuff and crawl into bed.

Hugs.

GT

And another day, another dollar. Six days till pool time.

I’ve been in the background for news stories for the last 20 years. I’m just photogenic that way.

Good luck, ShinyCat!

gt, can we at least wait till my MMP hits page 3?

Yes. In fact, I think we can wait until the calendar says “late Sunday” or “early Monday.”

Wow, it’s really pouring out. Some more.

Off to sleep now…really.

GT

Yes, swampy, that was a terrible pun. But not surprising from the man who canteloupe. :stuck_out_tongue:

You got me beat. Bits and pieces of me have been in several movies and documentaries but never the whole me. Something about my face being perfect for radio or something like that.

and

No dead things here but maybe some stuff that can make things dead ------ does that count? And between the beer and hot tubs and pizza and everything I don’t know about OAK but I am for sure paying attention to how this thread is developing.
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That noise you just heard coming from the East was the sound of me spitting iced tea (unsweetened) out of my nose. :smack:

Good Lord -------- I killed it!!!

It… Is… Alive…!!!

(so grab it quick and put it in your fridge! :D)

I thought you were supposed to take alive things out of the fridge. Unless they’re shellfish. Oh, wait, you’re supposed to take those out, before you eat them.

So… my football pun was so bad you decided to ignore it in order not to embarrass me? :dubious: :eek:

**Ivory **-- I saw your gem, but modesty precluded my commenting on it…! :o (also, it sounds to me more like something out of one of David Attenborough’s nature documentaries)

No, I just don’t get it… Littlebro might…

I heard Ivory’s discovery in Félix Rodríguez de la Fuente’s voice, he’s the guy who did The Nature Documentaries in Spanish TV back when there were only two channels (it was one of the first programs to be broadcast in color, too).

I know I have complained about this before… Probably this specific invoice. Most of my clients pay by credit card but a couple of them will mail checks to me. One of these clients is notoriously slow and I recently had to get someone higher up involved. So, the higher up gets involved and I get a check for everything that is due except for the oldest freaking invoice.* You know, the one that has been included on about 3 statements and has been emailed to them separately about 4 other times. Last night I emailed her again telling her that I’d like to get paid and did she need another copy. She just emailed me back saying that I should send her a copy and ‘if it was due’ she’d make sure it got paid today. IF? Ok, lady, whatever. :rolleyes::rolleyes: Just pay the darn bill already!

*It’s from February!

You should surrender your super-secret identity and join the growing force of Mumpers on [del]Parade[/del] Facebook. That way you’d get to hear all of swampy’s wonderful puns.

Well, maybe you’re better off without us after all. :smiley: