Just toss something out there - as if that’s a novel approach to the MMP. 
Good morning and Happy Monday! That’s all I’ve got. Someone toss out an idea!!
That is the question.
According to Frank R. Stockton, the choice was The Lady or The Tiger…
It’s Monday and philosophy is too much for my little brain. Instead, I vote:
blurf.
Up, caffeinaed, off to irk.
Blurf.
Oodles of green noodles make blue poodles jump apple strudels.
I vote “lady”. 
I vote liger! Liger! Liger! Liger! Liger is fun to type.
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up all caffienated and at irk. ‘Tis 78 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 87 and rain this afternoon and evenin’. We shall see.
Anywho, back to irk.
Liger!
I like Tigger, myself.
Tigon!
Ending any debate on whether or not I’ve been marooned far from civilization - I just saw an ad on TV where the owner of the dealership is dressed head to toe in camo and he says if you buy a new truck, he’ll give you a new rifle.
Whoah.
Hello everyone. Have ya missed me? 
Neither… Polar Bear.
I was recently sent the email of the guy that was attacked by one and survived. Ouch! I’d post a link but, seriously, you don’t want to see it.
…
And there’s still people who think us furriners can’t have learned anything about USAnians and guns from the boards.
Re lions and tigers:
I like striped kitties, do those count?
Tiger. Lions’ coats always look moth-eaten. Maybe they should store their coats in cedar chests. HA.
It’s Monday (blurf) and my allergies are acting up and I feel punky. But I’m going out to dinner so I will feel better at quittin’ time.
Happy Blurfday!
Hey, Firday gets it’s own nickname; Monday certainly deserves one. 
So far, soaking my hands in lemon juice has moderated some of the pain and reactivity of chopping up just 2 jalapenos last night. Shower/constant hand-washing and scrubbing hasn’t helped, and it’s been about 14 hours, so…the lemon juice has helped some, will do it again in a little bit to see if it gets rid of ALL of this pernicious burning.
Of course we missed you StickyBuns. I mean, who else can we get Cthulhu shaped jewelry from? 
Tao there are times when disposable kitchen gloves are our friend. Pepper choppin’ is one of those times. Just sayin’. Of course that’s pretty useless information for you right now. Also, I like blurfday.
wetone tell me about it. Stoopid sinuses. Stoopid ragweed.
gotti I’d hold out for the gun rack too. What good is a new rifle without the gun rack on which to store said rifle? I did not just fall off the back of the turnip truck Mr. Truck Dealership Guy.
I need N.O.L.
I’m trying to work on my second of three papers for my summer class. Trying. I’ve now written page one out of five and it’s only taken me a week. Gah.
StickyBuns you better hurry! Summer’s almost over! Then they’ll become Autumn papers and all the letters will fall off the page and you’ll have to rake 'em up and start all over. That would be tragic.