Cyber Monday? Really? Totally silly concept, but marketing genuis, I suppose.
That’s all I’ve got. It’s cold and dark and I’m back at work after a long weekend of not being at work.
Happy Monday! Now go buy me something!! 
First !
Blurf.
[Caddyshack]There will be no money, but on your deathbed you will receive total consciousness[/Caddyshack]
up, caffeinated, off to irk
Wow - who knew **doggio **gave such bad gifts?? 
The name Cyber Monday came from the early days of the interwebz, when most consumers had slow dial-up service at home but relatively fast T1 connections at irk. They found the biggest day for online shopping was today, the Monday after Black Friday & realized that it was because all of the consumers were being quite productive at irk…well, quite productive doing their holiday shopping since the pages loaded so much faster.
Now, with so many having high speed connections at home, plus 4G smartphones to comparison shop while in the store, it’s kind of like having a big sale for National Buggy Whip Day.
Yeah, but I got to sleep longer. 
Showoff.
& to catch up on the end of the last MMP…
Ummm, as a male, I admittedly don’t have a lot of experience with bras (well specifically putting them on) but from what I know about 'em I’d venture to say you’re doing something wrong. 
This monday can go blurf it self AND the horse it rode in on!
What’s yer point?
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up, caffienated, brekkied, purtified and at irk. 'Tis a cold 29 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 72 for the day. We are promised rain tomorrow. We shall see.
I met OYKW for brekkie at his place early this mornin’. Well, I went by Booger King and got brekkie. We also ummm… “welcomed” each other home.
Jynx hope the day gets better. Sounds like it just can’t go anywhere but up.
My level of carin’ for “Cyber Monday” is the same level it is for “Black Firday.” Zero. Zilch. Who cares! So There!
Ok, that’s all I got for now. Irk beckons, alas.
Happy Monday Y’all!
I’m here! The grades were posted this morning and I got an A on my assessment test that I took online the other day!
After living here in the suburbs for nearly 34 out of my 38 years, I cannot tell you how weird it is to see cows grazing next door (even after they have been here for at least 6-9 months).
ETA: Yeah, the emails I got for Cyber Monday sales weren’t anything worth mentioning, really.
Yay StickyBuns!!! You go with your big ol’ “A”!
Only if you’re in the Eastern time zone…
Yay for “A”, Sticky!
(A dime for the rhyme…?)
What’s a Black Friday…? 
(OK, I do know. But the knowledge is pretty much irrelevant for me. Except some Israeli chains have started having “Black Friday” sales… :dubious::rolleyes:??? I have no idea if they even know what Thursday it comes after or what it actually means :smack:.)
OK, I’ll stop the smiley abuse now. 
Or not…
You know how there are some days you’d rather be anywhere than at work? Well, this is one of them.
We don’t have Cyber Monday here either, but if we did I suspect it would be greeted with the same lack of enthusiasm that any other Monday is. Today, I has a big fat blurf.
While you were wiping sleep out of your eyes and trying to focus on the keyboard, I was yet wrapped in the arms of Morpheous.
Does Mrs. Plant 3.0 know about this little tryst with Morpheous? :dubious:
Mawnin all,
Caffinating and pleasantly content this AM, think I will go get a corporate coffee and a cinnamon roll.
Have a great day all
Jim
The Benefit of a Classical Education.
sigh
Yeah, well, I like being wrapped in a man’s arms too. So There!