It's all about Michael -- or not

Hey, has anyone seen my lighter?

Last time I saw it, it was in the Guy thread spaceship…I left all the burritos behind and the industrial size can of peanuts…

Did someone already eat all them, damn I knew I should have taken away that smoke sitting next to those peanuts…

Damn, permi-grin sets in while munch, munch, munching on those tasty peanuts…I hope someone brought some beer cuz that cotton mouth just sucks when in that state of mind.

Oh, BTW, has anyone seen my lighter?

I bought a lovely silver one for Mrs. Chef while on a business trip a few weeks ago, then came back to discover that Chef Jr. had watched an anti-smoking film at kindergarten and has successfully convinced his mommy that it’s time to quit sucking death-sticks. So I guess you can have the lighter if you want it. I’ve never been happier to have a gift idea go bad.


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Da Chef

Manoman, chef that’s great! I hope Mrs. Chef is able to keep the habit kicked.


how did it start? well i don’t know i just feel the craving. i see the flesh and it smells fresh and it’s just there for the taking…
VvvV
“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”

I will second that cheer Lexi…if Mrs Chef feels the urge to light up, I can put her in touch with my mom.

Three cheers for Mrs. Chef!

I quit in '82. My engagement was the impetus. By the time I said “I Do”, it was a done deal.

CONGRATS!

Oh, by the way Techchick, the last time I saw your lighter Sealemon was using it to light farts; something about zero-gee flame propagation experiments…


VB

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.

Oh, please.

Mrs.Chef, the quitter!


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I demand a recount.

I’m cheering for Mrs. Chef too. Hip-Hip-Hooray :smiley:

way to go Mrs Cheffy!!!


I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!