Nevermind. {grumble}friedo stole mine.
I hereby nominate this as the official SDMB joke of jokes, to be enacted with equal parts vigor and reverence prior to the opening toast of all Dopefests.
I like that one because it reminds me of the pretentious owl.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Control freak. Now you say, “control freak who?”
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Little old Lady
Little old lady who?
Amazing, I didin’t know you could yodel.
Knock knock…knock…knock…knock, knock knock…knock knock
Who’s there?
Michael J Fox…
My son’s favorite:
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Panther
Panther who?
Panther no panths, I’m going thwimming.
knock knock knock, Penny.
knock knock knock, Penny.
kn-
I will be using this one.
A similar story about my oldest niece when she was about the same age:
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Olive!
Olive who?
Olive you!
Cute, right? Then, encouraged by my positive response, she began replacing “Olive” with other completely random words, even though the joke no longer made any sense. Banana you! Hamburger you! Table you! And she got louder and more excited each time, until finally:
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Duck!
(Me, barely containing my laughter) Duck who?
(~4-year-old girl) DUCK YOU!!!
The whole room burst out in hysterics.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
smell mop
Smell mop who?
:smack:
I just about died when she opened the door on the first set and he had to finish the last two sets. BWhahahahaha.
Michael J. Fox, that was so bad!
To Whom, I know someone to tell that joke to!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
The guy who went to a Philip Glass concert once, got an enormous headache within a half hour, and had to leave to prevent my head from exploding.
My favorite knock knock joke.