Never heard that one before, but damn, that’s funny!
It’s a good thing that IRL, hardly anyone’s toddler these days has ever heard “Cat’s in the Cradle.” Because it would be a devastating weapon in the wrong hands (such as my 4 year old)!
I recently heard a variation on this:
Three Irishmen walked out of a bar. Hey, it could happen!
And I’m ashamed to admit I don’t get the control freak joke:o
(The control freak is telling you what to do.)
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fornication.
Fornication who?
Fornication like this, I’d recommend a suit and tie!
:smack: