A Madonna is like a Shirley Temple, except without the cherry 
Me too. Arnold Palmer never comes out right when it’s time to say it. It’s like a tongue twister. So sometimes I say half and half and other times after I’ve practised I say Arnold Palmer hoping I don’t screw up while saying it.
According to your OP, they lady asked for an iced tea with lemonade and you served them margaritas. Be glad you got any tip at all I would have stiffed you. By the way a Margarita is not made with iced tea and lemonade.
This thread has inspired me. Next time I’m out for alcohol, I’m going to order vodka and orange juice, with a splash of galliano, but insist the bartender call it a ‘Nick Gabaldon’.
Yeah. Stick it to the man. That’ll bring down the system.
I thought one was coke and the other sprite.
That’s a good one. I will definitley be using that.
All good waitstaff know that an Arnold Palmer is half iced-tea and half lemonade whereas a Tiger Woods is half lemonade and half iced-tea. The difference is in the order you pour them. You got her order wrong and she simply corrected you. What’s the big deal?
1.0 I’ve never heard of an Arnold Palmer although I have heard of Arnold Palmer.
2.0 I’ve never of a Tiger Woods although I have heard of Tiger Woods.
3.0 I’ve never heard of anyone mixing iced tea with lemonade.
4.0 If someone did mix iced teal with lemonade, why would it be worth of being called anything but iced tea mixed with lemonade?
5.0 Where the hell have I been all my life?
Well, I can’t answer for the previous decades and decades, but your location tag puts you in Seminole, FL. (Maybe your kids could put it on a card tied to your wrist the next time they visit?)
I’m curious about something.
Say I ordered an iced tea mixed with lemonade, and the server said, “An Arnold Palmer!” and I said, “I’m from his hometown, so let’s call it a Jack Nicklaus.”
Would that be offensive? Because I can’t see a difference.
So a straight iced tea would be a Arnold Woods and lemonade is a Tiger Palmer?
Fuck all these modern golfers, I’m oldschool waiter two Ben Hogans, a Sam Snead, and a Byron Nelson no ice, and make it snappy or no tip!
CMC fnord!
You don’t see a difference between “Tiger Woods is black like me” and “Jack Nicklaus is from my hometown”?
huh, missed it in the OP where she said “Tiger Woods is black like me”
In one I would be saying, “This dude and I have something in common,” and in the other I would be saying, “This dude and I have something in common.”
There’s a difference, given that they use different words and such, but what, specifically, is okay about me ordering a Jack Nicklaus and not a Tiger Woods? Be very very specific.
Another possibility, I say, “Let’s call it an Annika Sorenstam.” Does that cause a pit thread?
And that assumption, my friend, shows your racism.
This is just it. The presumption of racial motivation – where does it come from?
There has been zero acknowledgement of the plain fact that other places offer “Tiger Woods.”
Is Ms. Sue Ann O’Buck propagating race hatred when she writes “Even non-golfers know this bright beverage is named for famous young pro Tiger Woods?”
What’s the fucking difference?
Tiger Woods, according to him, is Cablasian, not Black.
Woods remarked that this was how he defined himself as a kid.
I propose that a “Tiger Woods” be composed of equal parts lemonade, Thai iced tea, and Colt 45.