Under the rights granted me by the Fifth Amendment to the Constitution, Your Honor, I must refuse to answer that question on the grounds that my answer may incriminate me.
I.e., none of your business. But thanks for asking!
Well, jackelope, when you told me that this version was sanitized, you weren’t kidding! I expect to hear a little more detail from you later on. 
(only joking, of course) Glad you had fun on the date! Keep us apprised of what’s happening! 
F_X
That means yes, doesn’t it? You smooched her, didn’t you? Was it gooood? Were there tongues involved? C’mon! Tell, tell, tell!
Who, me? Living vicariously through the lovelives of complete strangers? Nooo, surely not!
Dagnabbit, I’m starting to get sick of being single!