It's illegal in my state, but ...

Even on boards dedicated to that sort of thing, it’s generally poor etiquette to repeatedly post your sexual fantasies. It’s not particularly interesting to people that aren’t you, and nobody wants to play the role of an extra in your private fantasy time.

What if he kept the corpse around for a few years? In the freezer, maybe?

I think we need pictures of the cousin, living of course.

I’d heard the case had been thrown out of a lower court. I had no idea that this many years later it was still winding its way through the system.

Hmmm… wouldn’t there be a statute of limitations? Something approximating the freshness date stamped on all the corpses?

That explains their motto:
You’ll come for the cheese, but you’ll stay for the necrophilia

I don’t think being creeped out at the idea that a much older cousin wants to have sex with you means a person has “serious issues”. Anyone else agree?

Also, what sven said. We’re not Penthouse letters. Maybe it “helps him” to constantly talk about this, but that doesn’t mean it’s not squicky.

Well, good thing I didn’t say that. In fact I said the opposite of that.

So what is ‘squicky’ about it? The fact that he is posting it on a message board? I admit I wouldn’t think to do that, but people do a lot of things I wouldn’t do without it being ‘squicky’.

Like calling things ‘squicky’ for instance.

Which state is it? You’re info says WA, does that mean Washington state?

Wiki says sex between cousins is not longer illegal in Washington state, though marriage is.

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Which kind of sounds ass backwards if you ask me. Fuck your brains out, cuz, just don’t make an honest woman of her!:smack:

Oops. Already addressed earlier. :smack:

Yep. I’ll say that, in general, having a crush on someone is a kind of self-destructive state. It messes with your mind. It makes you contribute less and use more.

I think that being a looser is morally wrong, even if you didn’t cause it and can’t help it. To return to a state of grace, you need to admit that it is wrong, and that you have no control over it. You’re still fucked of course, but morally you’re in the clear.

Myself, I lost my library books, my tools were stolen, I missed my assignments and I had nightmares. Having a crush on someone was interesting, but not a state I approve of.

Yes it would be awesome to have a open adult discussion about what ever with out being hampered by bureaucratic censorship.

Lets weird the place out without becoming weird

Who said anything about censorship?

I have always had what I call a “cousin crush” on my 1st cousin, once-removed (my father’s 1st cousin). But it wasn’t anything sexual or romantic (she’s female, I’m a gay man and she’s 15 years older than me). By “cousin crush” I just mean that I idolized her when I was a kid and thought she was the coolest person in the world. She modeled in her teens and early 20s (even though she still has no clue that she’s a knockout at 56). Then she moved to Los Angeles, from rural North Georgia, to pursue a career in television after working for Ted Turner in Atlanta for five years.

Now she’s 56 and I’m soon-to-be-41 and we’re best friends.

As for any sexual interest in any of my cousins (I don’t have any 1st cousins, so my parents’ 1st cousins are the closest), gross! Or, in the words of Tobias Beecher on the HBO show ‘Oz’, “I could never be THAT horny!”

It’s not wrong to have a crush or marry your first cousin.
Your sentence, quoted, though, is pretty fucking skeevy. It makes me think that you are preparing a soundproof basement somewhere…

In some states, it is illegal to marry your first cousin.

If any genetic or hereditary diseases or defects run in your family and you intend to have children together, the probability of passing those on are exponentially increased!

Just to provide a real-world illustration, I’ll share something that I have only told two other people lin my entire life…

My paternal grandfather’s parents were first cousins. My great-grandmother suffered from one or more psychological disorders. Based on what I’ve learned about her over the years, I am convinced that she was bi-polar and possibly schizophrenic. She killed herself at the age of 56 when my dad was just a tyke. She had just been released from one of numerous stays in the state mental hospital.

My great-grandfather’s mother and great-grandmother’s father were siblings. My great-grandparents had three children.

Child #1- My (Great) Uncle Lawrence- average intelligence, suffered from severe depression most of his life, very short-tempered and prone to inappropriate outbursts and he was sterile!

Child #2- My grandfather (Poppa)- miraculously, my Poppa had above-average intelligence and was a very successful businessman, he also was incredibly kind and compassionate and never showed any indication of any mental or psychological issues; hypertension and heart disease were very common in my great-grandparents’ family and my Poppa suffered his first stroke at 48, first heart attack at 53 and had a total of at least four strokes and three heart attacks with the final one taking his life at the age of 67. He was thin, fit, hard-working/active and ate very healthy, so his lifestyle or habits played little if any part in his health problems.

Child #3- My Aunt Betty- she was an ‘accident’ born when my great-grandmother was 42 years old and 11 years after my Poppa. She was borderline mentally retarded with an IQ of 72 (below 70 is usually considered ‘retarded’). She was a pitiful soul and I always hated my great-grandparents (both of whom died decades before I was born) for having her considering the life she had. She married a man who prostituted her regularly and when he wasn’t renting her out, he used her for a punching bag! He finally went to prison after he tried to kill her by running over her with his truck. She suffered brain damage and numerous permanent physical injuries that left her crippled for the rest of her life.

Making matters worse, she had a son that the state finally removed from her care at the age of 4. His father’s brother and sister-in-law adopted him and raised him well but he still isn’t quite ‘right’ and has struggled with major depression and at least two suicide attempts over his 57 years.

A shallow gene pool is never a good idea! A substantial and growing number of experts believe that the violent behavior and acts committed by Muslim extermists are related to the high incidence of marriage between first cousins in those countries!

It’s right up there with “put the lotion in the basket”…and I feel like I need to bathe in Clorox right now…

Moral of this story- there are millions of people out there to fuck…not going outside of your own family is just disgusting laziness, at best, and it can literally curse future generations, at worst…

i didn’t say it wasn’t illegal-I said it wasn’t wrong.

Doing something illegal is doing something wrong.

No. No it isn’t.

Although there is considerable overlap between morality and the law, it’s not a perfect correlation. Smoking marijuana, as one example. There are others.

Speeding on an empty road to get a dying person to the hospital?

If they’re dying, there’s no reason to speed.

First cousin? No, that’s normal. Baby cousin? Eh…