So, is this the girl from your church you’ve been pining after for years?
I think I remember that, yes…
I don’t think that’s your chest that you have in your hand.
Too late.
This thread?
Ew.
And yes.
But mostly…ew.
And when you add in the “young enough to be my daughter”, it’s really really Ew.
Depends on how heavy you are.
So there are two women he has known since they were children that he wants to bang. Charming.
Crush on cousin - no problems. Hey, my cousin was an absolute honey. I had more mates than I’d ever had whenever she was visiting.
Crush on someone 20+ years younger - ah, well, maybe we need to re-think that one.
And I seem to recall something about a spanking fetish. Interesting.
Yes yes yes.
He talked about staring at the teenage waitress. IIRC, she noticed.
Better than Jersey’s.
Incest Is Best! Put Yo’ Momma To The Test!
weighs self
Whoa, I’ve lost 65 pounds in the last year! Back down to what I weighed in high school!
Yes, so very very yes. Except that, in real life, I’ve “switched”, and instead of finding a woman to spank, I now actually have an older woman spanking me (and that has been … enlightening. But that’s for another thread.
Wow, y’all are making me feel like I actually have a presence here, and that you know me. I mean, you must know me, the way some of y’all have dragged every single other “questionable” thread I’ve ever started into this one! (Okay, there are at least two that you’ve missed, but I’ll leave the research up to you.) That makes all of my 11,000+ posts and the 200+ threads I’ve started over the last 12+ years worth it. I’ve always kinda felt, still, after all these years, like an outsider. Like none of y’all actually saw my name on my posts and recognized me as a longstanding member of this community. But now I see that you do, and I thank you. wipes away a tear
Holy crap, is it against the SDMB rules to call myself a troll? Because that is how I’m starting to feel. Except that I must be a far-thinking troll, and must have planned all of this back in 2003.
I mean, seriously, people. I started this thread, and the previous one, for exactly the reason I stated: Telling somebody about my stupid “problem” helps to eliminate the problem. I have these stupid thoughts, I talk about them instead of bottling them up and keeping them to myself, and that helps to rid myself of the problem. And ya know what? It has worked. Hello? I know that there are some professional psychologists here.
For me, just saying it out loud fixed the problem for me.
And here are all y’all, still going on and on and on … and that makes me feel like the most genius, advanced-thinking troll ever.
Good grief, I didn’t troll you. You’re trolling yourselves.
Just because it helps you doesn’t make it a good idea to spew all your dirty laundry here. Not everyone wants to be privy to all your personal issues.
Guin, really? I thought better of you. You’re just dogpiling now.
Hmm… seems to me that if you don’t want to hear what’s being discussed in a post you can simply stop reading once you realize what the topic is.
Of course, moderators do have the problem they have to monitor threads, but the rest of us? If it hurts when you do “this”, stop doing that!
Sometimes all you need to see is the username to know they’re going to put up a poor show.
Why would we need to re-think about having a crush on someone 20+ years younger? What’s wrong with it?
Yes. Yes it is.
Hmmm, I don’t remember mentioning morality. Oh, because I didn’t. There might have been a reason for that.
It’s not pedophilia if you wait long enough. 
There’s really no need.
Unless it’s on a different board, in which case, go for it.
Depends - are the two gay guys cousins?