Yay! Alright, kitten season! I knew it had officially started yesterday morning, when I got a phone call.
I don’t usually answer my phone if it pops up as an ‘unknown caller’ on the display, but there was supposed be someone driving out to my to adopt one of my foster dogs, so I though they might have gotten lost and had to call from a pay phone, so I answered it. Wasn’t the adopter though, no siree bob.
Me: Hello
Some guy: You want kittens?
Me(thinking, how did this guy get my home phone number?): Not really, no thanks. If you have kittens you can’t keep, I can give you the number for the local animal shelter, which I am not.
Some guy: You want them?
Me: No, I do Siberian Husky rescue, I don’t take cats.
Some Evil guy: They’re gonna git drowned.
Me (arg): No, don’t drown them, fine I’ll take them (I can drop them off at the shelter if this guy won’t do it).
Some Evil guy: You comin to git them.
Me: Not right now, I am supposed to be adopted out a dog (wondering why I am explaining myself to this man)
Evil guy: Then they’re gonna git drowned.
Me(about to explode): Fine, where do you live, I will come and ‘git’ them.
Evil incarnate: I don’t got them at home no more, you know the shoe factory?
Me: Yesss, the one that closed?
Evil incarnate: Around the back is the freight elevator, you better go, they gonna git drowned :click:.
Full throttle to the damned shoe factory, I made it there is 20 minutes. I have never actually been this close to the factory before, so it took me awhile to figure out what he meant, and then sure enough, there is a big open shaft around the back. I peer down into the blackness, can’t see anything, so I am about to run back to the car and get my flashlight and I hear this one little ‘mew’. Frig. I almost climbed into the shaft, but some vestige of brain function stopped me from doing that without seeing where I was going. Got the flash light, and down the hole, looked to be about 10 feet down, in about 4 feet of water (it has been raining off and on these last couple of weeks) I could make one tiny little kitten. Shit.
The elevator shaft had some ladder (I guess a maintenance ladder) on the right hand side, so I was able to climb down.
Once I was down there I found three kittens holding on to some piping on the side, one climbing on their backs, and one trying to swim.
As soon as I got near them they grabbed on to my arm, so it wasn’t hard to bring them back out at least.
I ended up brining them home, I know the local shelter does the best it can, but these guys would have had no chance, they aren’t even 5 weeks old, so the shelter woudln’t be able to vaccinate them, they would have been put to sleep. They seem to be doing okay, I bought some kitten milk-replacement formula, and they all eating, so that’s good.
But…what the hell is the matter with people? I mean, even if you can’t afford a surrender fee, the shelter will still take them in. But God, I don’t understand people’s ability to inflict cruelty on another living thing for no fucking reason. This bozo had other options. Dern it.
I hate kitten season.