Just thought I’d share with y’all, today is my birthday. exactly 19 years ago today, my mother was screaming and sucking on pain-killer inhalers… She says she downed not one, but two of those things. The docs said I didn’t even cry when I came out!
Well, that explains a lot, doesn’t it 
Happy birfday to you,
Happy birfday TO you…etc., etc.
Have a good one 
Happy birthday! Doing anything special?
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
Well, I said it three times for spluurtaf. Guess I’m making a habit of it.
Nadin
Happy Birthday, muffinman!
…mmmm, muffins…
Have a good one!
Happy Birthday muffinman!!!
Happy Birthday man of muffin!
Happy Birthday, muffinman!
Happy birthday, muffinman. So, what kind of “muffin” does your username refer to?
Happy birthday.
Many blessings on this special day. Happy Birthday!
hi muffinman. let’s see…
err… do doo do do doo…
hummmm mmm hmmmm mm hmmm
uhh, sorry. i seem to have forgotten the words. Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday, and may you have many more!
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muffinman? Do I know you?
Oh, yeah. You’re the one who lives on Drury Lane!
I’ll take a corn muffin and a bran with extra raisins.
Bran? Bah! I’ll have banana nut, please.
Harpy Bipthday!
Happy birfday, muthinman.
Happy Birfday, bitch.
hbty,hbty,hbhb,hbty.
A bit over a year ago, I’d just finished my junior year of high school. I was working as a bagger one night at Publix, and these four girls come through my line. One is Amanda, a close friend of mine, followed by Gaea, her best friend, Tatiana, a Brazillian foreign exchange student, and Taz, who I’d never met before. All are extrememly attractive.
They bought nothing but chocolate chip muffins and dog food. Publix offers carry-out service, so of course I carried out their groceries…
And stood by their car for about a half hour, on the clock…
And had Tatiana hand-feeding me pieces of the muffins…
And turned around to see my boss standing on the sidewalk watching me.
Needless to say, he wasn't amused!
Hence, I became “The Muffin Man”