Happy birthday!
All the best people are born in April 
(It’s my 19th birthday on Tuesday. yay!)
Bonne Fete a toi
Bonne Fete a toi
Bonne Fete, Bonne Fete
Bonne Fete a toi!
Did someone say ‘encore’?
Quel age as-tu…
“Here’s your birthday song!
It’s isn’t very long!
Hey!”
Happy Birthday!!
I know I heard this on television very recently. But I can’t think where and it’s driving me crazy! Brain… hurting…
Please tell me where I have heard this!
No can do, hon. I just had the worst birthday of my life, and the thing that made it so bad is that your childhood expectations set you up for a “happy birthday” every year, and let’s face it, after a certain time of life, no one but you really gives a good goddam that it’s your birthday.
If your life sucked yesterday and it’s going to suck tomorrow, then today’s suckiness is pretty much a given. Thinking, “it’s my birthday, I should be happy!” will only make you even more depressed, take it from a gal who knows.
(Oh, and happy birthday!)
I agree.
I celebrate my birthday every year with a good 24-hour wallow in self-pity and depression.
And if anyone tries to bother me with any of that “Happy Birthday!” horse-shit, I’m liable to tear his head off and drink outta the hole.
you can say that again
and again, and again…
If your birthday sucks, at least you have a friendly group of pals around here.
Here’s hoping that the days and years to come are better for you!
I got you a choir for your birthday. All together now.
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR OTTO
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!
Hope we’ve all cheered you up here. If you’re feeling down you can always count on us.
NO!
because I’m evil 
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birth-daaayy dear customer!
Happy Birthday to you!
I think I’ve remembered anyway. Wasn’t it on that kids cartoon ‘As Told By Ginger’?
What day is today?
It’s Otto’s birthday,
What a great day for a birthday,
Let’s all have some cake.
…And you smell like one too.
[Giving credit to the geniouses that wrote Futurama.]
does the moi happydance
Happy Birthday, Otto.
Sung lugubriously to the tune of the Song of the Volga Boatmen:
Happy birthday
Happy birthday
Sorrow, misery and despair
People dying everywhere
Happy birthday
Happy birthday.
(WHat? Well, it gets a laugh at my house.)
(seriously, best wishes for a good year to come.)
::runs nekkid thru thread::
WOOHOO! YIPPEE! YEHAA!
It’s OTTO’S BIRTHDAY!
HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY!
From the inimitable (fortunately) “Weird Al” Yankovic:
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Well, it’s time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year
We’ll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer
You should be good and happy that there’s something you can eat
A million people every day are starving in the street
Your daddy’s in the gutter with the wretched and the poor
Your mama’s in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four
There’s garbage in the water
There’s poison in the sky
I guess it won’t be long before we’re all gonna die
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Well, what’s the matter little friend, you think this party is the pits
Enjoy it while you can, we’ll soon be blown to bits
The monkeys in the pentagon are gonna cook our goose
Their finger’s on the button, all they need it an excuse
It doesn’t take a military genius to see
We’ll all be crispy critters after World War III
There’s nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide
When they drop the big one, we all get fried
(Come on boys and girls, sing along, ok?)
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
wow! (background screaming, sound effect)
Well there’s a punk in the alley and he’s looking for a fight
There’s an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight
There’s a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed
Seems that everywhere you look today there’s misery and greed
I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun
But that’s no reason why we shouldn’t have a little fun
So if you think it’s scary, if it’s more than you can take
Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
wow!
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
(Happy Birthday!)
And a pinch to grow an inch!
and a Hearty Happy Birthday to you Otto.
May you have a better day tomorrow.