It's my birthday and my life kinda sucks right now

…so cheer me up with a hearty “happy birthday!”

Happy birthday, my angel. If you’re having pain, be grateful that it lets you know you’re alive.

Happy Birthday

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Happy Birthday!

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Happy birthday, Otto! Hope this year is full of wonderful things for you.

Happy Birthday Otto!! I’m sure things will look up soon.

puts on party hat Where’s the cake?

[Marilyn Monroe]
Haaappy bithhhday to youuuu…
[/Marilyn Monroe]

Sorry. Happy birthday!

*Hoch soll er leben,
Hoch soll er leben,
Dreimal hoch!

Hoch soll er leben,
Hoch soll er leben,
Dreimal hoch!

Er lebe hoch, er lebe hoch!*

Midi Melody

(translated lyrics)

¡Feliz cumpleaños!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OTTO!

Let us commemerate this great occasion with a laurel, and hearty handshake. :smiley:

Happy Birthday Otto !

Happy birthday, Otto!

Here’s a perhaps-not-safe-for-work cake!

Happy birthday.

Happy, happy birthda Otto!! Here’s hoping that things are looking up for you real soon!

<NewsMonster>Much joy on the anniversery of your spawning, Soft And Puny Earth Creature!

I WILL DESTROY ALL PUNY EARTH CREATURES, WITH THEIR SOFT AND FLESHY BRAINS!!</NewsMonster>

(from a card I once got on a bad birthday)

(PIcture the animals as we go along)
HIPPO, BIRDY, 2 EWES, HIPPO, BIRDY, 2 EWES, HIPPO, BIRDY, DEER, EWE, HIPPO, BIRDY, 2EWES.
And manyyyy moooReeee.
:slight_smile: :stuck_out_tongue: :cool: :smiley: :wink:

Hartelijk Gefeliciteerd Otto Hope you have a great day after all. Have a Grolsch on me.

Mon cher Otto,
C’est à ton tour
De te laisser parler d’amour!

Happy birthday, Otto.

(Going minimalist :smiley: )

Although you can’t hear it, I just finished singing you a personalized “Happy birthday” song. It is my gift to you, darlin’ Otto, that you will never actually have to listen to me sing it.

Happy, happy, joy, joy!