C’mon, I’ve been around since 19-freakin-99…and everyone KNOWS “The Troubles” that have made $30 too painful for a somewhat frivolous purchase like this…
If I can’t get a discount, can I pay $10 a month for 3 months?
I can prove it’s my b-day. I’ll send you my license…
Oh! I had no idea that was there… thank you! I hope someone who cares sees it in the next 48 hours.
Hell, I’ll even take a birthday LOAN… buy it for me now and I’ll pay ya back!
Anyone as notorious as I am oughta have my charter membership, even if you think I suck. I know, I can have a custom title under my name: Official SMDB Chigger