It's MY pencil!!

In class, I sit next to a girl who never can leave things alone. One day I was sitting in class copying down our homework off the board onto a piece of paper. The girl, Alysia, asks if she can use my pencil.

So I say, “No, I’m kind of using it right now. I don’t have anymore so why don’t you ask Brandon,” (he sits across from us)“for a pencil. He always has extras.”

So she sits there and does nothing for a while and I get back to my work. A few minutes later, I get up and go to the restroom. When I get back, she’s using my pencil.

I say, “Alysia, I need my pencil back now.”

She says, “Fine,” and throws the pencil onto my chair. So I pick it up, sit down and start working again. About 10 minutes later, the teacher calls me up to her desk to ask me a question about the school band that I’m in. Well, when I get back to my seat, guess what. . . yep, she was using my pencil!

“You need to get your own pencil,” and I take my pencil back.

Well, the next day, I bring a 2 extra mechanical pencils to class, just to see what happens. I put both into my binder. She has her own pencil that day. In the middle of the day, I go up to see Mrs. D, the gifted and talented director of our school, to get a new assignment for her. I didn’t take anything with me and when I got back to class, I put the paper she gave me into my binder and I notice 1 of the mechanical pencils is missing. At the end of the day, I notice Alysia is using a mechaical pencil to copy down the homework that looks exactly like the one I had at the beginning of the day.

I ask her, “Is that my pencil?”

“No, I brought it from home.” I saw the pencil she was using that morning sitting on top of her pile of folders and notebooks.

“What about the one you were using this morning? Why didn’t you use the one your using now for this morning?” I ask.

“Because. . .”

“You didn’t have that one this morning.” I finish for her.

“Well, this one was just sitting in the table so I thought I’d use it because my other one broke.”

I can see her pencil is prefectly fine and sharp so I said, “That’s my pencil and it was in my binder and the only way you could have gotten it was to get into my binder. Now can I please have it back. If you ask I’ll let you borrow it but not if you just take it.”

“Whatever,” she says and throws it at me.

She is SO annoying. Not only does she take my pencils without asking but she also plays with my books, papers and just about anything else she can get her hands on. She reminds me of a little nat, annoying and small(which she is, she’s the smallest one in our grade). I was thinking of caring a can of mace with me to school but I don’t think the teachers would be too happy with that. Anyone have any ideas to make her keep her hands to herself? I don’t think I can last much longer in this condition.

Horay for kleptomania(sp)!!

You should use one of those nasty explosive pens they have in joke stores ,somebody in class (school was a very long tome ago mind) said my pen top is stuck , so I offered to help opening it about 200 caps went off in my hand breaking a finger from jerking away from it.

or

just stick the pencils in your pocket like i used to do in school , never had a pencil case since it was frequently stolen and stolen from in the first term.
heh or maybe she is one of those people who bother people that they are in love with

I think she’s just sweet on you. :wink:

You using that pencil, ozone?

If someone asks to borrow a pencil, say “Sure, you just need to sign it out” and pass them a nice sheet of paper with a spot to fill in the time, person’s name, and type of pencil.

Then they’ll say, “Um, I can’t sign it out, as I don’t have a pencil.”

At which point you say, “Oh, too bad.”

:slight_smile:

Holy shit how annoying! Get a backpack and put a padlock on the zippers. Or don’t sit next to her (ask to be moved?)

The front page of your binder, write down:

November 14,

It’s started again. I can feel it in my hands. In my brain. They’re out to get me. I don’t know who, but they’re out there. The voices say that the mean people steal my stuff. I won’t let it happen again. I WON’T!!! This is my notebook. This is my paper. These are my pencils. I love them. I love them like they’re my babies. If anyone takes my babies away I don’t think I could control myself any longer. So I’ll remain calm. I’ll remain collected. I’ll sit here like a good person. A normal person. But if I see anyone stealing one of my babies, it would mean the voices are right. They tell me to kill. They tell me to feast on the blood of the thieves. I’m getting hungry…

oh no! you guys have it all wrong!
play on the fact that you KNOW she’ll take your pencil again. next time, put something nasty on your pencil.
I am sure one of the TM can help you come up with something gross.

something with a strong and lasting odor, preferably :slight_smile:

Shit.

How very very very bizarre. Can you get away from her? All “suggestions” aside, she sounds like someone you need to avoid.

Is that your pencil in her pocket, or is she just glad to see you?

Two words.

Stink. Pencil.

Problem solved.

A less odiferous solution would be to use wooden pencils, and cover them in bitemarks. Or put a huge, hideous eraser on top (ironically, I have seen penciltoppers shaped like poo). If you see it sitting on your desk, sans pencil, then you know she’s taken it off to disguise the fact that she nicked your pencil again.

Or just say loudly “Damn! I know you can’t get enough of my hard wooden rod but could you please not play with it in class? I don’t want it to, you know, run out before lunch.”

I say booby-trap the pencil somehow (I like the exploding pen idea. BTW, they sell a pen that will pop cap off when you take the cap off.). Not only will it alert you, but it will teach her a lesson.

Damn you Friedo! I’ve been laughing now for 10 minutes.

This reminds me of a Kids in the Hall skit. “My PEN! You’ve…got…my…PEN!!”

Eek! :eek:

Hey, good idea!