Another bi guy checking in. Girls and boys, everybody’s fabulous!
Sex with women is fun.
Sex with men is fun.
Sex with transexuals is fun.
sex with crossdressers is fun.
Hell, just call me omnisexual.
Waal, I doon’t knoow aboot that, me trout.
But then, of course, there are the accents…! 
Oh, and another song:
I am what I am, I don’t want praise, I don’t want pity
I bang my own drum, some think it’s noise, I think it’s pretty,
And so what if I love each bauble and each bangle?
Why not try to see things from a different angle?
Your life is a sham,
Till you can shout out, “I am what I am!”
I am what I am, and what I am needs no excuses
I deal my own deck, sometimes the ace, sometimes the deuces,
It’s one life, and there’s no return and no deposit,
One life, so it’s time to open up your closet,
Life’s not worth a damn,
Till you can shout out, “I am what I am!”
Well, I know what I like and I know what I prefer.
Women are nice. Men are nice. But men have dicks, and I’m a huge fan of dicks. OTOH, women have breasts…
Damn it, Mistress Dryad always get there before I do!
So, yeah, what she said.
Well I’m straight, but not narrow-minded!
So happy coming-out or being-out day!
Also, we used to play a game called “Dead, Gay, or Canadian?”
You know: “Lorne Green! Dead, Gay, or Canadian?” Put in whatever name you wish.
Hamadryad, you’re not a slut if you get money for it. You’re a slut if you get shoes for it.
Oh. I seem to be in the wrong thread here… somebody already stole my line (“I may be straight, but I’m not narrow”)
backs out slowly…
pretty people, though… they seem nice… and they dress well…
Whenever I wonder if I’m bi some attractive woman goes by and I completely forget that guys exist. It doesn’t work the other way around, so I guess I’m not. But the rest of you, go ahead and have a messy-good time.
Happy Coming Out day to all!
Me? Married w/ child. Read into that anything you like, and there will probably a bit of truth to it.
But I just had to say that since reading this thread, the Jonathan Richman song I’m Straight has been on repeat play in my head.
“I saw you today, you know, walk by with hippie Johnny.
Look, I had to call up and say, I want to take his place.
See he’s stoned, hippie Johnny.
Now get this, I’m straight and I want to take his place.”
…National Outies Day? What a disgusting, horrible, bigoted concept. Having a day that celebrates only people with “outie” bellybuttons is divisive and wrong! In this world we live in, aren’t there already too many ways to seperate us from our fellow human beings? Shouldn’t we celebrate the diversity of bellybuttons of all shapes and si…
What?
It’s National COMING OUT day?
That’s a totally different thing!
Good lord. I can’t argue with that!
Nevermind.
Fenris Letillia
“You really are an old queen.” - andygirl
Hello, my name is Marty and I’d like one from column A and two from column B. ;0
Guess my
coming out thread was a bit premature, eh? Well, hop over bask in my glorious new bisexuality.
Happy Coming Out Day, all!
Don’t you hate when you hit Submit instead of Preview?
Is that one of them sexual mettefores? We don’t hold for them 'round here.
Count me in.
I never really thought about my sexuality when I was growing up. I didn’t date until I was a senior in highschool, at 18. The thing is, I don’t really think of people as their gender. Or their outside looks, either, when it comes to that. It’s the person inside that attracts me.
I’ve been with my girl for 8 1/2 years or so. We were highschool sweethearts, and I couldn’t imagine my life without her. We’re both in for the long haul, and I’ve never been happier.
Really? What a fascinating coincidence! You know, I’ve never tried to maintain a Flirt Thread while I’m at work. Actually, I’ve never taken part in one at all.
::starts to unbutton Mr. Visible’s shirt::
But maybe we can sit on that couch in the back and discuss it? Besides, there are probably folks who want to step up to the mike, so we should get off the podium.
Cyrill Connelley?
Esprix, whistling
[sub]Oh, and I’m gay. DUH.[/sub]
ARGH! Damn you, aegypt, for knowing Monty Python references faster than I do!
And lee, the “Canadian” reference has been around for many, many years - just another code word when in mixed company.
Did I mention I was gay, too?
Esprix
matt, you left out the first verse:
From La Cage Aux Folles for those who are unfamiliar.
Hey, I’m not straight either!
I got a long way to go before “I’m gay” though, you know? But I’m getting there.