So, here we are, impatiently waiting for the “October Surprise!”
…
I’m thinking caramel.
I don’t know what the big deal is about October. It’s not like it’s November or anything.
This article from a leading tabloid indictes that Democrats are Terrified by the prospect!
As a certified “Typical Democrat,” I’m not terrified, just curious.
Is this anything like “Spring Surprise” or “Cruncy Frog”? I hear they’re both delicious!
Surprise! 
After an analysis of recently declassified government data, top scientists have declared that Soylent Green is NOT people.