I love surveys like this - I can guarantee that several friends of Indian descent will have already received this a number of times, but I you can believe I’ll be sending it too 
Ranks up there with “the more older brothers you have, the more likely you are to be gay” report from this summer. 
e-logic
(who is NOT Indian, and is the oldest of 4 brothers) 
Considering the large number of indians in this world, size doesn’t matter.
Wasn’t there a movie with an Indian guy on a bicycle, hitting on a woman and telling her he had an extraordinarily big one, making condom use virtually impossible?
Yes, they can join together in groups of five to form Vishnutron with a penis big enough to scare the hell out of the hardiest among Porn actresses.
You trying to tell us you’re gay?
Nope… the more older brothers you have means you’re gay.
I have no older brothers - my yougest brother has three 
Does this mean that I, as a non-Indian man, will have greater success with Indian women?
Probably not.
I get it. So you are super-hetreo.
Yes, a great quivvering mass of hetero-hunkiness, and don’t you forget it.
It’s just peurile friday-afternoon humour, mostly aimed at a couple of British-Asian friends who like to brag about their success with the laydeez, and my little brother (who does likewise).
It tells you where you should be looking and whom you should be chasing. It’s all about competitive advantages.
Yes, but first I have to get to India! [sub]Or at least take the #42 bus to Malton…[/sub]
Sorry love,but true hetero-hunkiness wouldn’t quiver. You blew your cover with that line.
Malton? Has its Italy North status been revoked? Because Brampton feels like the new India.
Coming Soon: Super-Hetreo vs Vishnu-tron in a Battle of Super Penis Powers!!!* 
*While this film is not yet rated, No one under 17 or without proof of birthcontrol will be allowed.
Malton was Italy North? It’s been South Asia Land for as long as I can remember…
…and Brampton is heavily South Asian now too? It wasn’t when I lived there, but that was before 1985. (Glory days of CFNY…)
It’s official… Indian men have tiny tonkers!
So Indian men like little toy trucks?
Ummm, . . . I’ve never seen condoms being manufactured before, but don’t the ones in the linked picture look a little large? Is that just the camera angle or something?
I also like this part of the cited article:
Ahem.
It’s official… Indian men have tiny tonkers!
I’m sari to hear that.
From my high school days in that region (later part of the 80s) that whole area – Concord, Woodbridge, Malton – was proverbial Gino territory, where the IROCs roamed free and the streets were paved with pomade. Concord was perhaps a little less so, at least around the Glen Shields area, but all bets were off around the Promenade.
Brampton, where I live now, seems largely Indian and Pakistani, or at least it is in my little corner of the city (Shopper’s World area).
So have you noticed the phenomenon in the OP? Just asking.