Baletore’ 7.00 a bottle, hic wanna make somein of it? oh this ain’t the pit isit? Sorry
Sapppy Easter all… 
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Yours truly,
aha
Goof.
I hope you’re driving. You’re obviously too drunk to walk.
raising Grolsch bottle
Cheers, mate 
Ya wuss…I can drink more than that before I “hic” challenge you to a drink-a-thon.
Get with the program hun, drink like a techchick… 
ahahaaa wally M someting er other…you dink I’m trunk? Shuda seen me in the early 70’s.
Off to bed witye now mates.
cheers Coldy!
niters.
One of the few to be personally welcomed to this board by Ed Zotti.
Yours truly,
aha
I’m guessing that this means I shouldn’t actually send you that ticket to Cancun . . .
Dr. Watson
“You can’t drown yourself in drink. I’ve tried: you float.” – John Barrymore
Tsk, tsk, aha. Posting drunk…it’s like chewing gum in class. [gimlet authoritarian stare] I TRUST you brought enough to SHARE?!
Hmmmm?
And Dr. Watson? Obviously aha will be unable to recognize, must less use a ticket to Cancun for a bit. He will be nursing a hangover and praying for death. If he ate peeps or festive junk food with cheap champagne, a real friend would just shoot him in his sleep to spare him the awful after effects.
I am shocked, SHOCKED, that you offer him a plane ticket to Cancun. If dehydration and airline food didn’t kill him, the sun and tequila would. And then the gracious Mexicans would be stuck with one more norte americano corpse, felled by excess and requiring refrigeration.
On the other hand, I am still stalwart, upright and aha’s best friend. (He just forgot to mention it in his blissful stupor.)
He wants you to send that ticket to Cancun to me.
Thank you both.
Veb
OOOO!
Aha! I’m with you. Toom many peach sangrias…oh yeah
hic
I am doing my best to join you, but all I have is 3.2% coors 
Veb, I agree, Cancun is lovely this time of year, and a Hobbyist paradise…
The ride is short and the thrills are cheap- Men and rollercoasters. - - -Courtesy of Wally, that Signifying Guy.
Well Cold Christ and tangled Trinities women! I can’t just give the man’s ticket away now can I? After all, he offered his wife in exchange over in the ‘Classifieds’ thread. I mean, jaysus, is someone upping the ante here, or what?
Dr. Watson
“Prostitution? Don’t be banal, sir. I prefer to call it the free market system.”
[topic hijack] Hey aha!! My hubby and I went driving this weekend and ended up in Oklahoma. We searched and searched for the big neon sign that says “Aha lives here” but we never saw it. What gives?? We were sure that it would be on the list of Oklahoma’s must see attractions. 
[/end of topic hijack]
–Grace (not drunk but wishing she was)
“Someone’s boring me. I think it’s me.”
Ooh! Just got home from dinner and saw your thread, pal. I think I’ll join you - I’m having a seven and seven, in your honor.
Here’s to ya’, aha! (clink!)
alcohol is poison.
i’ll stick to weed thank you.
speaking of which…where are those papers?..
HaVe a GreaTFuL DaY…
pout
::rudely smacks elelle with an empty Arbor Mist bottle::
Ignore that woman, she’s obviously hysterical.
How can one project leisure for others when starved for leisure oneself? Would a ticket to Cancun suffice? Damn skinny, but aha has already bartered away Mrs. aha, his vowed life partner, to Dr. Watson in exchange for said ticket.
Well (haruumph), this is all just tawdry and interesting beyond words. Since a quickie ticket to Paradise isn’t in the offing, looks like the only entertainment will be schadenfreude joys of aha’s hangover, Mrs. aha’s fury and Dr. Watson’s chagrin.
Unpacking the sunscreen,
Veb
Now, now Veb, let’s don’t be gettin’ all Freudian about this . . . Sometimes Cancun is only Cancun, after all . . . And it’s not like the transaction has been, ahem, consummated.
Did I hear something about a quickie ticket to Paradise? Perhaps a short negotiation can redirect the weltanschauung of this whole squalid episode before the social workers step in . . .
Dr. Watson
“So, what comes after overdrive?”
Dear Aha,
Please enlighten us as to the great experience we call Sunday Morning Hang-Over. How are we feeling?
Coldfire…got a bullet I can borrow?
Also see my thread " hangover remedy"
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